The Forgotten Preferences

Shit post

Funny quotes I have been slowly thinking up in my head part one

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Sammy: I need you to come and meet me, and I need you to come alone

LJ: and I need you to be less vague and less weird

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Dexter: alpha team, this is golden giraffe. Rendezvous at drop-zone Tiny Bunny.

Dottie: when did you come up with all these code names?

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Dagger: mistakes were made

Dottie: by you!

Dagger: feelings were hurt

Devyn: BY YOU!

Dagger: let's all just move on and focus on the future.

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Emily: darbie can you take the trash out?

Emily: DARBIE PUT LIAM DOWN!

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Luke: shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?

Dove: go ahead

Luke: be careful. Dont die

Harry: great. Now that we are all inspired

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*snickers commercial. 'You're not you when you are hungry'

Sammy: *staring off into the distance*

Devyn: what's wrong Sammy?

Sammy: who am I?

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Liam: Bree what's a metaphor?

Bree: my life is a train wreck

Liam: yeah I know that but what's a metaphor?

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Daisy: let's do something really scary!

Skylar: we could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

Bellamy: well isn't someone just having a bad life span?

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Trent: why didn't you wake me up.

Emma: I did. Like three fucking times.

Trent: Em! You know it takes six times until I actually take you seriously.

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Dillion: Trent is my BF

Andy: your best friend or your boyfriend