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Soo- ...this is kinda based off a role play/s I did with KittyCatAngel4444 and ClownytheClown anddd katismoi..sooo- :3 

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Baby with a gun: 

Beary: *Walks into the kitchen then stops and looks down* 

Baby Claire: *holding a gun* Eh!

Beary: ...That's a baby with a gun....It's- *deep inhale* IT'S A BABY-....WITH A GUN-

*Foxy, Kitten and Clowny walk in* 

Baby Claire: *Giggles* 

Foxy: *pulls out his phone* I'm callin' the police-..they hung up...

Also Foxy: IT'S A BABY WITH A GUN- 

Kitten: *On the counter eating sweets* Comfort eating.. 

Foxy: That's just sugar- 

Clowny: *boops Claire's nose* Aww~ It's a baby with a gun..

Baby Claire: *Sticks out her tongue and makes happy noises :3* 

Foxy: BABY WITH A GUN- *knocks a can of soda over* 

Beary: Who sent you? Was it Dan? I will buy him a new turtle- 

Kitten: Does my life insurance cover babies with guns...? Or really- 

Foxy: GET OUT- 

Clowny: How about we trade? Okay- I'll give you this..*gives Claire a Assault rifle* and you give me that.. *takes the pistol* now isn't that bet-...aww....I'm really stupid- *points the gun at Baby Claire* 

Baby Claire: *eyes fill with tears* 

Clowny: Oh!? It's Not nice is it!? No! Huh!? I'm a man with a gun! What are you!? Your a baby with a gun- you have nothing!! ....I'm sorry, that was mean you didn't deserve that- your young. Wha- huh- just take mine...*gives her the pistol* 

Beary: Oh- now it's a baby with two guns...

Kitten: Where's the baby? There's the baby- *points to Claire* 

Foxy: Why won't you leave!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSEEEE

Kitten: I'm hiding in the fridge now...

Beary: You know- I kinda want her to shoot me, so when gods like: "Oh hey Beary, how did you die?" and I can be like, "Oh, I don't know God- maybe I was shot by a BABY WITH A GUN!!

Baby Claire: *Giggles* 

Beary: Don't laugh at meee- your sick- your a sick baby with a gun..

Clowny: *Moving around* Yeah, not easy is it!? Not easy to hit a moving target- 

*Ends up getting shot* 

Foxy: ....You have to leave...


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The Hole

Spirit: Dan, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time? 

Dan: 17 Again? 

Spirit: Yeah..

Dan: Pretty sure it fell in the hole..

Spirit: What hole- OH MY GOD-

*HOLE MOOSIC*

Spirit: WHAT IS THAT!?

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