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Claire: *bends down and looks in the cabinets for M&Ms* ....WHERE ARE THEY!? Who moved them? Who moved my children?? *stands up* SOMEBODY MOVED MY M&Ms AND NOW IM GONNA START KILLING!
Bonnie in the room next to her, talking to Hanna: ...I'll... be right back-
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Claire: Did it hurt when you fell-
Bonnie: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Claire: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Bonnie: ...
Claire: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Bonnie: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Claire, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
Claire: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.
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Bonnie: So what do you have planned for the future?
Claire: Lunch.
Bonnie: No, like long term.
Claire: Oh...um, dinner?
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Claire: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Bonnie: You sleep with a teddybear.
Claire: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Claire: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.
Bonnie: Go the frick to sleep Claire.
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Bonnie: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Claire: Oh. We're going out?
Bonnie: Wh...
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Bonnie: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Claire: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Bonnie: No, like, U R A Q T.
Claire: Awwww!
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Bonnie: Two brooooos!
Claire: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Bonnie: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Claire:
Bonnie:
Claire: *tearing up*
Bonnie: Babe, c'mon...
Claire: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Bonnie: Babe...
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Lust: I think we should kiss.
Spirit: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.
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Lucas: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Jake: But don't you hate yourself.
Lucas: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Dove, to Melon: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
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Sloth: Greed likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both.
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Lust: Do we have any orange juice left?
Dream: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*
Dream: Sorry, we're all out.
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Smile: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
Claire: How so?
Smile: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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Claire: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacados get six.
Smile, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!
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Claire: Why don't you go talk to them?
Smile, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Claire: What? So you go tell them they're cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Smile: They could hear me.
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