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Echo: So- as a teenager I was working in a grocery store and I was about to ask, "Would you like a bag" and I was thinking, "have a nice night" so I told them; "Have a nice bag"-

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Traitor: Last week I forgot the term "Allergic" so yesterday I asked my my sister if her husband was afraid of peanuts- 

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Crimson: On my first day of being a soldier I ran into a glass door and everybody saw it- I didn't know how to react so in my confusion I said; "Thank you" to the door- 

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Echo: Once I was trying to ask Crimson what brand of cheese he wanted while I was at the grocery store bc we were on a call- but I accidentally said; "What BREED of cheese do you want?". I froze. Crimson laughed. I hung up. 

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Envy: I held the door open for someone once and my brains was saying; "after you, or "You go first." and I just yelled at them; "GO". 

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V: I was ordering food once, and I asked them for "No forest in my pasta" and the guy asked me if I meant salad- ....... I hate the forest now-

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Greed: One time my teacher asked me for my homework but I didn't hear him an all I w=saw was an open hand- so I held his hand- 

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Hope: One time- I asked my sister how she was doing- and she said; "Well, I'm alive!"- I instinctively said, "I'm sorry about that-" .........I froze. 

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Sloth: I hate when girls-especially my girlfriend- think that we're going to leave them all the time- Like; 

Sloth pretending to be Hope: Oh, you're gonna leave me because I'm not good enough- 

Sloth: Woman, I'm lucky I even got you- What. Do. You. Mean- I AM BUILT LIKE A TWIG- I Look like every basic boy. You're probably gonna be the first and last girlfriend I have! I'm hideous- I appreciate you have enough confidence in me that you think I can pull another girl like that but I really can't. You Are Stuck With Me. Because there is NO WAY. Anybody is gonna be lined up at my door like; "I wanna date HIM". I don't even know how you put up with me half the time- I'M LUCKY YOU EVEN LOOKED IN MY DIRECTION!! What do you mean!? What about "I'm about to leave you". Where am i gonna go? Walmart? 

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