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Here we go again- (Randomness part 7)

LynneDa_Wolf

KittyCatAngel4444

Bonnie_G12366

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Connor: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.

Sam, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

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Connor: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Sam: Forty five seconds?!?

Connor: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Sam, hugging Connor: Too late.

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Camien: I think we should kiss.

Confetti: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.

(He's JOKING)

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Sorrow: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Dan: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.

Sorrow: ...

Sorrow: You mean ring bearER, right?

Dan: ...

Sorrow: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Dan: I love you.

Sorrow, not paying attention: What was that?

Dan: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

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Spirit: Did it hurt when you fell-

Faith: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-

Spirit: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Faith: ...

Spirit: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Dan: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Sorrow: Oh. We're going out?

Dan: Wh... ...Sorrow- are you okay?

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Claire: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...

Claire: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Kitten: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Lynne: So did their neck.

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Claire: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Kitten: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Bonnie: A realist sees a freight train.

Lynne: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Bonnie: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-