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Randomness (Part 5)

LynneDa_Wolf

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Doggy: We need a distraction.

Bunny: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Foxy, whispering: My time has come

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Felix: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Katie: ... Your what?

Felix: My friends.

Kitty: Are they saying "friends"?

Filip: I think they're being sarcastic.

Baren: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Felix! All of your friends are in this room.

Felix: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Parasee: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Spider: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Dino: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Glitchy: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Memory: What the frick is wrong with you people.

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Felix, trying to convince Baren to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Katie: And loud!

Kitty: And grumpy!

Filip: And oblivious to reality!

Baren:

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Echo: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Soldier: The car takes a screenshot.

Crimson: For the last time, get the frick out.

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Tigry: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Felix: If?

Traitor: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Glitchy: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Traitor, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Traitor: Change is inedible.

Glitchy: Don't you mean inevitable?

Traitor, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Torcher: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Soldier: You mean literally or figuratively?

Torcher: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Glitchy: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Traitor: Only if you also don't ask why

Traitor: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Glitchy:

Traitor: