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Anthony: You are an absolute fricking dork.
Noah, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Anthony: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
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Echo: How did you break your leg?
Crimson: Do you see those porch stairs?
Echo: Yes.
Crimson: I didn't.
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Tobby: *sighs* So, how did you get shot?
V: ok- so, I was playing around....A-and... I found a gun... so- .....I uh- I pointed it to my head- because I assumed it was on safety, so I pulled the trigger-
Tobby: V!!!
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Tobby: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
V: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Tobby: But you're always acting stupid?
V: ...
V: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Demise: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat?
Dusk: I don't usually eat with losers.
Demise: Neither do I but I asked you, didn't I?
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Elizabeth I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.
Claire: These are handcuffs.
Elizabeth: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!
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Anthony & Noah in the back of Nova's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Eddie: We have food at home.
Nova: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Anthony & Noah: YAYYYYYY!
Nova: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
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Lynne: Oh god, they texted you 'hi.'' punctuation only means one thing, Alex. They're mad at you.
Alex: No, it's W31RD0. They're just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile*
W31RD0: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.
Tsuki: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
W31RD0: I stand by my choice.
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Noah: How late were you up last night?
Eddie & Nova: Me?
Noah: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Noah, to Anthony: You.
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Connor: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Sally: Weight loss? Drink water.
Sam: Clear skin? Drink water.
Tristan: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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