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Connor: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Sam: Oh, I'm always running
Sam: The question is from what
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Hot: Heyyyy Ec-
Echo: i'm going to put you in a washing machine so you can freaking DIE!!
Hot: ...........Thats hot-
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Connor: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Sam: You and me!!!
Connor, tearing up: Okay.
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Crimson: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Echo's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...
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Atlas: Hey Pride,
Pride: Yes?
Atlas: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Pride:
Pride: Where's Unlucky?
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Lynne, talking to Claire on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Claire: You bet!
Lynne: At what temperature?
Claire: 535.
Lynne: That's the clock.
Claire:
Lynne:
Claire: 536.
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Hope: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Sloth: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Hope: Absolutely not.
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*Fnf Terrance and Smile are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Fnf Terrance: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Smile, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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W31RD0: Truth or dare?
Claire: Dare
W31RD0: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Claire: Hey Alex
Alex, blushing: Yeah?
Claire: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Bonnie
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Bonnie: Yo is W31RD0 sleeping or dead?
Claire: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Alex: Yeah, so did I.
W31RD0 : Okay first of all, frick you-
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Lust: You love me, right, Spirit?
Spirit: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Spirit*
Spirit: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Spirit: I hate people who talk to me- like- I've lost everything- Don't talk to me so I can finally sleep-
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Clover: Time for plan G.
V: Don't you mean plan B?
Clover: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Cloud: What about plan D?
Clover: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Echo: What about plan E?
Clover: I'm hoping not to use it. Crimson dies in plan E.
Blue: I like plan E.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Clover: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
V: ...I did. I broke it.
Clover: No. No you didn't. Cloud?
Cloud: Don't look at me. Look at Echo.
Echo: What?! I didn't break it.
Cloud: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Echo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Cloud: Suspicious.
Echo: No, it's not!
Crimson: If it matters, probably not, but Blue was the last one to use it.
Blue: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Crimson: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Blue: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Crimson!
V: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Clover.
Clover: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Crimson: Clover... Cloud's been awfully quiet.
Cloud: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Clover, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Clover: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Clover:
Clover: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Pride, pointing: May I sit there?
Atlas: That's my lap
Pride: That doesn't answer my question, Atlas.
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