Some of these I've already done...but-... :>
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*Foxy and Clowny sitting in jail together*
Clowny: So who should we call?
Foxy: I'd call Sin, but I feel safer in jail
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Foxy: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Clowny: We got spring water
Foxy: NO.
Sin: with EXTRA minerals
Clowny: it's like licking a stalagmite
Foxy: DON'T COME HOME.
Sin: Mmmmm cave water
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Lucky: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Sin: Just rip the bandage off.
Lucky: It's Jack.
Sin: ...........Put the bandage back on.
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Dan: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Hanna: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Sorrow: I got distracted about halfway through....I'm sorry
Sin: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Dan: You lying, cheating, piece of crap!
Hanna: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Dan: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING SORROW WITH ME
Sin, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Dan, talking to Sorrow on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Sorrow: You bet!
Dan: At what temperature?
Sorrow: 535.
Dan: That's the clock.
Sorrow:
Dan:
Sorrow: 536.
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Kitten: I told Claire their ears flush when they lie.
Clowny: Why?
Kitten: Look.
Kitten: Hey Claire! Do you love us?
Claire, covering their ears: No.
Clowny:
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