Funnies :) (Short)

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LynneDa_Wolf

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Anthony: YOU HAVE EXACTLY THREE SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU JUST WOKE ME UP- 

Noah: because it's morning and you should be awake.

Anthony: Oh, INTERESTING- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED TO DIE TODAY!

Noah: Anthy- you can't kill me. 

Anthony: It's too late, I've already decided how.

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Dusk: I really like M&M.

Demise: I prefer skittles. 

Dusk: No- I mean the rapper- 

Demise: WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE WRAPPER!?!

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Echo: That's not funny.

Ivy: I thought it was funny.

Echo: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Dusk: What's this?

Ali, hugging Dusk: Affection!

Dusk: Disgusting.

Dusk: ...Do it again.

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Claire: I wasn't that drunk.

Elizabeth: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Claire: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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