Funnies? :)

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Couldn't find motivation for stories- 


so here's.... funny....ig- 


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BonnieAndDonnie1233

LynneDa_Wolf

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Echo: Crimson, there's a such thing as sanity- 

Crimson: AND YA MADE ME LOSE MINE!

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Crimson: You say I'm stupid.

Sai: No!

Crimson: Do I look stupid... to you.. 

Sai: ..pfft- *Starts laughing* Yess- 

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Torcher: You know.. you really shouldn't joke about your parents deaths- it's very disrespectful..

Traitor: ..What are you gonna do? ...Tell my mom? ...T-tell my...d-dad?

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Torcher: Hey, you remember that kid you kicked in the face last week? 

V: Which one? I kicked like three. 

Torcher: The one who-... I'm sorry what?

V: Whatttttt? 

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Fillip: *On the phone with Orb* Orb? You okay, bud? 

Orb: ...You said i'd see you again in a few minutes...

Fillip: And you will- 

Orb: IT'S BEEN FIVE WEEKS, FILLIP!

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Traitor: Three of the hardest things for people to say...

Sorrow: I was wrong..

Smile: I need help..

Sin: and wishshestershire sauce...wis-...westIchest- 

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Crimson: Ok, if you press that button- it'll take one year off your lif-

Echo: *starts rapidly pressing the button* 

Crimson: ..b-but... you'll get.. 100.....thousand.......d-dollars..

Echo: *presses the button faster* 

Crimson: Dude- STOP! Stop it! 

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Crimson: *throws some vinegar at Clover who is currently holding a muffin* 

Clover: *Collapses* 

Blue: AH!! *runs over* NOT THE MUFFIN!! *picks the muffin up*

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Ali: .... *walks up to Dusk and tries his best to hug them* 

Dusk: ...what in the living heck are you doing? 

Ali: :3

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 Dove: ..Ok, Jake, Are you a SOLDIER? 

Jake: ...Um...No-

Dove: I swear to god- PRETEND-

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Bells: *dancing to christmas music* 

Noah: *Walks in* Why are you playing christmas music in november* 

Bells: You are not welcome here- GETOUTOFMYHOUSE!!!!!!!!!

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Bells: *Runs over to Noah and hides behind him* NOAH!! I SAW A GHOST!!!!!

Noah: Bells... there's no such thing as ghosts!

Maya: OH, SO I'M NOTHING NOW!? 

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Sam: Whats the matter with fangirls? Always screaming at boys they love- I love toast! but when it pops up I'm not just like; EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Lucas: *walks home from school* 

Soldier: Oh, so how was your first day of school? 

Lucas: AAAAAAAHHHHH- *Throws his backpack at Blue, knocking him down* I. HATE. EVERYBODY- 

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Selve: *Actually very sad* ....Taylor- am I a robot? 

Taylor: ...No, Selve, No..! L-look at me. You're not a robot..... you're a failure.. 

Irene: ...Pfffft- HAHA-

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Claire: Tell everyone how good I am!

Lynne and other friendos: ???

Bonnie: Uh- Why?

 Claire: Heh-.. I thought you loved me, idk-

Bonnie: Well- I DO, I just wanted to know why you wanted me to tell everybody. 

Claire: I don't know- sometimes It feels good to just.. have someone to sing your praises- Not everyone is a ... big- strong person like you- Emotionally, sometimes- we need to hear something good abt ourselves to feel okay- 

Bonnie: Alright- Fine! ...You have... good............arms...

Claire: .........................yOu MeAn It~???????

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Dream: Did you do... the dishes???

Sloth: I thought... you wanted... to do that..

Dream: HM-HM-HM- YOU WERE WRONG.

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Sam: *bursts into the house* WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!?

Connor: ....WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

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