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:) Pt. 1/2

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V: I eat cheerios because they're heart healthy and my heart has been severely damaged..

V: So, Tobby, if you're out there- 

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Noah: Small creatures are was more viscous because they have less room to control their anger.

Carousel: Spiders.

Snowball: Children

Jingles: Bells.

Bells: ....You have 30 seconds to run-

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Echo: If I run at Crimson, he'll catch me-

Ivy: Bet. 

Echo: *Runs at Crimson*

Crimson: NO, NO, NO- ECHO DON'T- I'M HOLDING COFFEE-

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Clover: I have this headache that just comes and goes- 

Blue: *walks in the room* 

Clover: And there it is!

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Faith: Is something burning? 

Tracy: Just my burning love fo- Oh, Hey, the toaster is on fire.

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Echo: Is stabbing someone immoral? 

Crimson: Not if they consent to it- 

Lapis: Depends who you're stabbing.

Ivy, the one being stabbed: YES!?!

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Claire: I wasn't hurt that badly- the doctor said the bleeding was internal... that's where the blood is supposed to be.

Bonnie: *Visible Disappointment*

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Sally: Sam, I know you snuck out last night. 

Connor, whispering: Play dumb!

Sam: Who's Sam?

Connor, whispering: NOT THAT DUMB-

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Dream: I'm 20% awesome, 80% chaotic and 100% a murderer. 

Lincoln: Thats 200%- 

Dream: Exactly. I'm twice the man you'll ever be. That's why i'm Mom's favorite and your not...... nerd

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Dream: and being dead it's-

Freddy: *starts crying* 

Dream: ...HEY- ...QUIT SPILLING OUT YOUR FEELINGS- I'M TRYNA MONOLOGE. 

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Reven: Sooo.... whats it like, dating Dream? 

Freddy: ...Hm... it's okay- ..it's 'I love you's are always expressed with violent yelling.. 

Reven: Huh... sounds attractive.

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Lincoln: Hey Dream- I need help-

Dream: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.

Dream: It's me.

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Sloth: Sleep is important... therefore- ......Goodnight

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