?Çømepłętë Tråšh?

:D (Preetttyyy short- sorry)

Vines based off of a rp with LynneDa_Wolf 

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Soldier: So, who do you like more, me or my brother- who's the better soldier? 

 Torcher: You, obviously- 

V: QwQ

Soldier: Pffft- 

Torcher: JOKING- You guys are both equal

Soldier: I don't believe youuuu- you said me firstttt 

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Echo: Hey Traitor? 

Traitor: Hm? 

Echo: Why did you kill all those soldiers? 

Traitor: because I wasn't shown mercy, therefor MERCY DOES NOT EXIST- 

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Echo: Is a spork also considered a foon? Isn't a snake just a danger noodle? Are dinosaurs just Reptile-birds? If planets could talk, what would they say? How do fish drink? Isn't catnip just cat beer? If life is more precious than anything then why do people try and get rid of it? What language do deaf people think? If jellyfish don't have brains or hearts does that mean they are dumb AND stupid? If- 

Crimson: Echo, STOP- 

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All the soldiers meeting each other for the first time: *GASPPPP* TWINSSSS!!!

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Torcher: Okay, Soldier, have you ever been cheated on? 

Soldier: Yes, actually- Why did you bring back these memories? 

Torcher: I'm sorry! I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry, okay? 

Soldier: I wasn't expecting that kind of question- 

Torcher: I thought you were going to say no- 

Soldier: No, I was :'< but, I'm glad you think nobody would ever cheat on me. 

Torcher: No, nobody would cheat on a lil angel such as you. 

Soldier: -w-

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