𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄, w.soot

TWENTY ONE.

TWENTY ;
in laws

messages !

Evelyn Hart
hello techno
how are you on this fine
saturday morning?

Techno
it's friday.

Evelyn Hart
oh.
awkward
how are you on this fine Friday night?

Techno
i'm fine.

Evelyn Hart
Techno

Techno
yeah?

Evelyn Hart
you're not giving me a
lot to work with here buddy

Techno
that's the point.

Evelyn Hart
okay, spill
what did Wil tell you about
me that has made you hate me

Techno
Wil didn't tell me anything bad.

Evelyn Hart
...
Tommy, then?

Techno
bingo.

Evelyn Hart
ah, I see
well
what did he say to you about me?

Techno
something he told you to mention to me specifically.

Evelyn Hart
...
i'm not sure i'm following

Techno
think about it.

Evelyn Hart
hm
all's he told me was that you weren't
as scary as people think and that
you and him and Wil
have a brotherly dynamic
oh.
you aren't going to threaten to cry, are you?

Techno
No.
Maybe.
not for the same reasons as Wilbur, though.

Evelyn Hart
ah I see
I won't bring it up then :)

Techno
good.

Evelyn Hart
you know
you don't HAVE to use
punctuation in a text message
I won't take points off of your
text because you forgot a period

Techno
I was an English major. Old habit, I guess.

Evelyn Hart
Ha nerd
WAIT
I mean
English major, huh?
That's pretty cool
i'm a psychology major myself

Techno
really?

Evelyn Hart
yeah!
hey how come I didn't
meet you when I met tommy and phil?

Techno
I live in America.

Evelyn Hart
YOU WHAT
I swear nobody tells me anything
you know I learned Wils last name
wasn't Soot the other day
next you'll tell me your real name isnt technoblade

Techno
it's not.

Evelyn Hart
that was a joke

Techno
I figured but I didn't want to assume.

Evelyn Hart
do you hate me
AH
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT
SORRY
SORRY
SKRRY
SOCYYDI
I DONT THINK YOU HAHE ME
IGNROE ME
DELETE MY NUMBER

Techno
LOL
I don't hate you.
Not supposed to hate the
sister in law, you know?

Evelyn Hart
SHUT THE FUCK UP DID
YOU JUST SAY LOL IN ALL CAPS
LIKE AN OLD ASS MAN

Techno
right just ignore the last part.

Evelyn Hart
omg I made you laugh that
means we're best friends
now right????

Techno
seriously not going to say
anything about the in law comment?

Evelyn Hart
wait
I never asked
how old even are you
like 25?

Techno
No?
I'm 22.

Evelyn Hart
oh like the Taylor Swift song
nice nice nice
WAIT IM OLDER THAN YOU
I don't think I want to be your best friend anymore

Techno
oh no.
How will I ever recover from this?

Evelyn Hart
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
IN LAW
WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL
ME YOU SAID THAT

Techno
Evelyn I literally brought
up twice after I originally said it and you completely ignored it.

Evelyn Hart
I DIDNT IGNORE IT
I DIDNT SEE IT
I WAS JUST SPAMMING MY THOUGHTS
TECHNO WHAT THY FUCK
want to fight blade????

Techno
not really.

Evelyn Hart
no no no
I think you do

Techno
I think it's morally wrong to
fight your in laws.

Evelyn Hart
SHUT THE FUCK UP
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP

Techno
is this where you threaten to cry?

Evelyn Hart
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU

Techno
welcome to the family Evelyn Hart.

Evelyn Hart
IM OUT OF HERE
I CANT DO THIS TODAY

Techno
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