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CHAPTER TWO ;
meatloaf

group chat !



DECLAN DO THE DAMN DISHES
evelyn, lola, declan

Dec🍀
I beg your pardon
it is NOT my turn, thank you

Lola💛
oh really?
then why is your name on the white board

Dec🍀
I have no idea
i'm thinking I was probably framed
this is absolutely awful!

Eva🦋
oh
maybe I put the names up wrong ?

Lola💛
no you didn't, Ev
Declan's just trying to weasel his way out doing it again
he does it ever single time it's his turn

Eva🦋
are you SURE
i've been stressed with school I
could have easily wrote
the wrong name
wait, maybe it's my turn?
I have no idea

Dec🍀
curse you Evelyn Hart
fine i'll do the stupid dishes Lola
whatever

Eva🦋
wow
that wasn't hard at all

Dec🍀
you've taken advantage of my soft
spot for you once again
:(

Eva🦋
you forced this on me, Dec
just like you do every single time

Lola💛
HA
you're too soft Campbell

Dec🍀
you literally have NO room to talk
Evelyn does the exact same thing to you

Lola💛
sigh
i'm aware

Dec🍀
it's our fault, really
we never should have exposed ourselves

Eva🦋
PFT
as if it wasn't the most obvious thing in the world

Lola💛
SHUT UP

Eva🦋
:)
OH
I probably won't be home for
dinner tomorrow night, good luck

Lola💛
NO
NONONONONONO
EVELYN YOU ASSHOLE
LEAVING ME TO DIE ALONE
WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND ARE YOU????

Eva🦋
one with survival instincts

Lola💛
I hate you

Dec🍀
aw man
it's my turn to make dinner tomorrow
you're going to miss my famous meat loaf

Lola💛
that is NOT meat loaf Declan
meatloaf shouldn't look like that
it shouldn't be able to move

Dec🍀
IT DOESNT MOVE
ITS GOOD
TELL HER EV

Eva🦋
oh yeah it's super good Lola!
it's a real shame i'm not going
to have any

Lola💛
you're just the worst
where could you possibly
be going tomorrow night

Eva🦋
date

Dec🍀
pft right
you're going on a date

Eva🦋
SHUT UP
technically speaking, I am

Lola💛
i'm confused

Eva🦋
george

Dec🍀
YOURE GOING ON A DATE WITH GOGY ???

Eva🦋
i'm chaperoning his online date I think
well actually
i'm just ubering him
i'm sure we'll end up getting dinner after tho so guess you guys are on your own

Lola💛
I can't BELIEVE you're abandoning me to go watch George be awkward on a date
this is
I don't even know
my vocabulary is not big enough to allow me to tell you just how fucked this is

Eva🦋
i'm sorry

Dec🍀
no you aren't
don't lie to the poor girl

Eva🦋
you're right
sorry
I mean that one

Lola💛
I don't care
i'm never talking to you again

Eva🦋
then get out of my room

Lola💛
no
we're watching Aladdin and i'm
pretty much in love with him
i'm not going anywhere

Dec🍀
hey what the fuck
why wasn't I invited

Lola💛
i'm her favorite 😌

Eva🦋
you were asleep
you're welcome to come up and watch

Lola💛
only if you bring me snacks!!

Dec🍀
duh
pause it
I'll be there in a few minutes

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