𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄, w.soot

THIRTY EIGHT.

THIRTY EIGHT ;
new last name

messages / facetime !

WIL<3
hello my love
what are you up to

EV☀️
homework :(

WIL<3
noooooo
fuck homework come over and
hang out with me instead :D

EV☀️
wish I could but I finals are next
week and i've barely studied

WIL<3
I have a solution!

EV☀️
all ears!

WIL<3
drop out of school and come live with me
STOP DONT LEAVE ME ON READ I WAS KIDDING

EV☀️
mhmmm sure you were

WIL<3
well I was mostly joking
but you can still come over and
i'll even help you study!

EV☀️
last time you helped me study
we ended up watching all of the
hunger games instead

WIL<3
it was fun!

EV☀️
it was I agree

WIL<3
how about you stay for the
weekend and tonight we have a
movie night and then the rest of the time you're here I will help you study
pinky promise

EV☀️
idk...
facetiming me right now absolutely
counts as emotional manipulation btw

WIL<3
:(
answer

•

WIL<3
connecting...

⏰ remind 💭 message

I can't believe you rejected
the call twice!

In my defense, it was pretty funny

it wasn't even a little bit funny, Evie.
...
You look pretty

That's how I know you're a liar.
I haven't even brushed my hair today

No, really! You would be the most beautiful homeless woman ever

i'm hanging up

i'm joking!

are you?

sort of

mhmm that's what I thought

So it's a yes to coming over, right?

huh?

What?

When did I say that?

...

Wil
Wil?
Wilbur Soot
Will Gold
...
Wilbur, darling i'm running
out of variations for your name
oh my god why are you pouting
uncross your arms you look like a toddler

you've broken my heart evie

I never said I wouldn't come over!

you also never said you would!

What if I say i'll think about it?

That basically means no

no, it means i'll think about it

...

you look cute today

stop it

What? I'm just saying. Your hair
looks extra fluffy today and your
fake angry face just makes me
want to give you a little kiss
...
darling, havent you learned by now that slamming your face down on your
desk hurts?

You know what hurts more?
My broken heart

God, you're so dramatic

Look! i'm injured now, Evie
Now you have to come over and
give it a kiss so I feel better

I think you'll live—hey, stop it!
what the hell!?

Sorry! Seems like I have bad
impulse control when you're not around
guess that means you have to come over!

But I already put my pajamas on

It is three in the afternoon

Okay, I mean I haven't taken
my pajamas off yet. Big deal

Whatever. Doesn't matter. You
would just change into them as
soon as you got here anyways

Well...
your cheek does look awfully red

And it hurts
you can leave after you've kissed it better
that's the only reason I want
you to come over anyways

I'll hang up on you so fast—

All jokes!

Are you sure about that?

...
no

hmm
I mean, if that's the only reason
I don't see why I can't stop
by real fast

Don't forget your bag!

yeah, yeah I know
be there in a few minutes

Love you!

Barf

Evelyn

Bleh

Evelyn GoldHart say it back

Huh?

That's our new last name. Now
please say it back before I start crying

Fine, fine. Love you too