𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄, w.soot

THIRTY THREE.

THIRTY THREE ;
big man prank

messages !

WIL<3
HELLO GIRL NO LONGER
SPACE FRIEND
I CAN SAY THAT NOW
HI HI HELLO

EV☀️
um

WIL<3
LYN LYN LYN ITS ME ITS
TOMMY ON YOUR BOY NO
SPACE FRIENDS PHONE

EV☀️
WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT LIKE THAT
????

WIL<3
I don't know
maybe because it's the truth

EV☀️
hm
where's wil?

WIL<3
what the FUCK
you don't want to talk to me??
just because you kiss wilbur now does
NOT mean you get to play
favorites with him
also he's in the shower
I hope that bitch drowns

EV☀️
you've been talking to george too much

WIL<3
GOGS
LOVE HIM
LIVE LAUGH GOGY

EV☀️
are you guys vlogging today?

WIL<3
no
just "bonding without our bitches"

EV☀️
🤨🤨🤨

WIL<3
i'm so sorry
I didn't mean it Lyn
you are not a bitch
you are a respectable lady

EV☀️
mhmm
nice save
why aren't you texting
me on your phone by the way?
you have my phone number

WIL<3
...prank

EV☀️
wasn't much of a prank
though was it?
you told me it
was you immediately

WIL<3
OKAY AND
MAYBE THE PRANK WAS ON WILBUR
MAYBE I CHANGED YOUR CONTACT NAME AND SPAMMED 1000 SELFIES ON HIS PHONE
WHO KNOWS
I AM THE PRANK MAN
BIG MAN PRANK IS WHAT THEY CALL ME

EV ☀️
ah youre right
how could I possibly forget
about big man prank

WIL<3
don't patronize me.
ugh wilburs coming back
bye bye

EV☀️
bye tommy! :)

WIL<3
please never speak to him again
the child has hacked me for the last time
:(

EV☀️
do you promise this is you
speaking and not
big man prank???

WIL<3
i'm offended you can't tell
the difference between the
way we text
what the fuck evie
>:(

EV☀️
IM SORRY
ITS USUALLY OBVIOUS BUT
I WOULDNT PUT IT PAST TOMMY
TO TRY AND FOOL
ME FOR REALSIES

WIL<3
okay that's fair
he absolutely would
you're so smart and
pretty and cool
swoon 🥰
love u

EV☀️
love you too wil <3
have fun bonding without
your bitches today
😄

WIL<3
PARDON

EV☀️
scroll up :D

WIL<3
you're not a bitch don't listen
to tommy he was dropped as a child
now if you don't mind I need to go and have some words with the gremlin
and maybe throw him out the window
haven't decided yet

EV☀️
don't throw tommy out
the window ☹️
he's my favorite

WIL<3
not including me right?
RIGHT???

EV☀️
nooo of course not

WIL<3
I can't believe you're lying to me
#betrayed

EV☀️
don't you have a child to go
and throw out a window
or something
a child that may or may
not be my favorite

WIL<3
EVELYN MY LOVE ARE
YOU BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT????
DO YOU NEED ME TO COME HELP

EV☀️
kind of embarrassing you
can't tell when it's not
your gf texting you....

WIL<3
???????
who am I talking to???

EV☀️
HER gf
;)

WIL<3
ugh
lola 🙄

EV☀️
wow
and to think I was considering
to have mercy on you and not
tease you too much about
not recognizing when
evelyn is or is not messaging you
the NERVE

WIL<3
HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN GONE

EV☀️
you just want to know if she
saw you call her my love 😒

WIL<3
do you have a point you're
trying to make or

EV☀️
never mind
I said tommy was my favorite
and everything after
she said it was payback for
tommy harassing her earlier

WIL<3
I DIDNT TELL HIM TO DO THAT????

EV☀️
you can just say you hate
me and that you don't want to
talk to me little bitch
I can take it
i'll only kick your ass but I can take it

WIL<3
what can I say
I like evie more than you

EV☀️
would be a little weird if
you didn't honestly

WIL<3
ugh just go away and let
me talk to MY girlfriend

EV☀️
no can do
we're bonding without OUR
bitches rn actually
she said have
a good day with tommy!

WIL<3
LET ME TALK TO HER

EV☀️
byeeeeee

WIL<3
LOLA
LOLA
LOLA
LET ME TALK TO HER
...
at least let me say love u :(

EV☀️
love you too wil <3
i'll call you later!

WIL<3
:D
love you lots!!