THIRTY SEVEN.

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THIRTY SEVEN ;
in laws pt.2


messages !


Evelyn Hart
techno!!!

Techno
hello.

Evelyn Hart
hi!!

Techno
...what do you want?
the exclamation marks are
kind of freaking me out.

Evelyn Hart
wellllllll
you know how it's almost
Wilburs birthday?

Techno
no?
it's literally almost april his
birthday is nowhere near now.

Evelyn Hart
ugh you're right
WAIT
WAIT
WAIT
TOMMYS BIRTHDAY
ITS ALMOST TOMMYS BIRTHDAY

Techno
and?

Evelyn Hart
COME TO ENGLAND
COME VISIT US

Techno
I see.
you're looking for an excuse
to get me over there, right?

Evelyn Hart
nope
nuh uh
not even close

Techno
sorry I refuse to meet up with liars.

Evelyn Hart
OKAY FINE
LISTEN
IT WOULD BE A GREAT BIRTHDAY PRESENT

Techno
is this your way of saying you
don't actually want to meet me?
I didn't realize I was your least favorite sbi member.
I think i'll need 3-5 business days to process this heartbreaking information.

Evelyn Hart
I can't stand you

Techno
clearly.

Evelyn Hart
IM KIDDING
HAHA JOKE
VERY FUNNY

Techno
hm.
is there like an actual reason
you want to meet me or is this strictly for bragging rights?

Evelyn Hart
who am I going to brag to

Techno
your mom.

Evelyn Hart
????
DONT SAY YOUR MOM JOKES
AT ME WTF

Techno
L

Evelyn Hart
i'll even fly you out
i've met almost everyone
important to Wil but not you

Techno
oh.
you're being sappy.

Evelyn Hart
OKAY AND

Techno
disgusting.

Evelyn Hart
:(
I want to meet my internet
brother in law since when
was that a crime?

Techno
wil and I are NOT related.

Evelyn Hart
brb about to go break the news to him

Techno
don't you dare.

Evelyn Hart
then come up here!
you're in dire need of some
family bonding

Techno
ew disgusting.
Stop it immediately.

Evelyn Hart
you cant reject the family dynamic in person techno
not when you have
both tommy and wil clinging
to each leg

Techno
i'm never leaving the country.

Evelyn Hart
you're going to break your brothers hearts
THINK ABOUT PHIL
he's basically on his deathbed don't you want to meet him before he can't
even remember his own name?

Techno
this is manipulation.

Evelyn Hart
is it working?

Techno
a little.

Evelyn Hart
great!
cant wait to meet you!

Techno
you're a monster.
I hope you know that.

Evelyn Hart
oh stop it
we're besties and you know it

Techno
i'd rather die.

Evelyn Hart
idk how you can put up with
Tommy and Wil but i'm the
one you can't stand

Techno
...

Evelyn Hart
you love me
I KNEW IT

Techno
NO
NOT AT ALL

Evelyn Hart
HAHA WERE LIKE BROTHER
AND SISTER (in laws) TECHNO <3

Techno
never text me again.

Evelyn Hart
why? going to cry?

Techno
I never want to meet you.

Evelyn Hart
L
Techno- 1 Evelyn- 1
HAHA ALL TIED UP BITCH
(in a nice way)

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