𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄, w.soot

FIVE.

CHAPTER FIVE ;
pretty best friend

messages !

Evelyn🔮
hi george
how was your day

Gogs🦕
it was alright. I just woke up not too long ago
I'm streaming in about an hour though
are you going to watch?

Evelyn🔮
yeah, duh
I watch all of your streams
well
MOST of your streams

Gogs🦕
just making sure
anyways, how was your day?

Evelyn🔮
it was boring as usual
oh!
I ran into your friend at work today
the tall, pretty one

Gogs🦕
you know his name Evelyn
why are you referring to him as the tall pretty one?

Evelyn🔮
because it's the truth and I just needed to make sure you were aware
anyways
Lola decided to hate me today so she's abandoning me on Declan's night to cook

Gogs🦕
you mean exactly what you did
to her the other day?

Evelyn🔮
yeah basically
fingers crossed I get to live
to see tomorrow

Gogs🦕
declan is not that bad of a cook, stop slandering his name when he's not even here to defend himself

Evelyn🔮
no he IS that bad
I swear
he's made me consider switching to a plants diet you know

Gogs🦕
...what

Evelyn🔮
what part did you not understand Gogy

Gogs🦕
plants diet..? did you mean becoming a vegetarian or something ?
I don't understand

Evelyn🔮
no?
it means I will eat plant food only
dirt and sunlight and water
what part of that wasn't obvious

Gogs🦕
I don't know
maybe the part that didn't make sense

Evelyn🔮
you don't make sense

Gogs🦕
🙄

Evelyn🔮
I am so sick of your attitude
this is why Clay likes me more

Gogs🦕
that's just not true
Sapnap MAYBE
but not Clay my beloved

Evelyn🔮
how much did he pay you to call him that

Gogs🦕
too much

Evelyn🔮
you're so predictable
it's almost embarrassing

Gogs🦕
you say that but I know for a FACT
you would do the same

Evelyn🔮
I never claimed that I wouldn't

Gogs🦕
then don't shame me

Evelyn🔮
stop being a cry baby
I never shamed u

Gogs🦕
😐
I know.
You're so supportive of me it's almost disgusting

Evelyn🔮
oh i'm sorry
would you prefer me to tell you
to jump off a bridge or something

Gogs🦕
yes
then it would be easier for me
to be mean to you

Evelyn🔮
sorry to inconvenience you?

Gogs🦕
let me rephrase
it would be easier to not feel
guilty about being mean to you

Evelyn🔮
I don't know how to respond to that

Gogs🦕
you have a few hours to think of a response don't worry
Nick is calling me so I will talk to you after the stream

Evelyn🔮
okay
tell him I say hi <3

Gogs🦕
no

Evelyn🔮
whatever
have a good stream!

Gogs🦕
thank you
i'll call you after

Evelyn🔮
if I don't respond that means I fell asleep
so just in case early goodnight
<3

Gogs🦕
goodnight

Evelyn🔮
love u bff

Gogs🦕
ew gross
don't say that

Evelyn🔮
but it's the truth
bff

Gogs🦕
STOP

Evelyn🔮
is this your way of saying
i'm not your best friend ???

Gogs🦕
evelyn

Evelyn🔮
george

Gogs🦕
😐

Evelyn🔮
what?

Gogs🦕
I hate it when you do this

Evelyn🔮
I didn't do anything George
what are you talking about

Gogs🦕
are you really going to make me say it

Evelyn🔮
I just don't understand why
you still feel the need to be so
difficult about it

Gogs🦕
because it's weird

Evelyn🔮
it's not.

Gogs🦕
it is
and now I have to say it or you're
going to be all weird and not answer my call tonight

Evelyn🔮
not true
I don't ignore calls

Gogs🦕
ugh
I don't hate you

Evelyn🔮
you'd think after all these years
you could say ily and
move on with your life

Gogs🦕
you already know though
so I don't understand why you make me say it every time

Evelyn🔮
because it works every time

Gogs🦕
you suck
i'm leaving
bye.

Evelyn🔮
bye!!