You're the only one that makes me feel alive
I can't keep drowning in the shadows
Here I am, lay it all on the line
or
" honestly, I think you have dilf potential and I hope you know I have never bee...
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WIL<3 STOP IT I THOUGHT YOU KNEW
EV☀️ wilbur how would I know that you've stolen someone else's identity HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW THAT
WIL<3 evelyn I didn't steal anyone's identity
EV☀️ good identity theft is a crime you know
WIL<3 i'm aware my legal name is Will though so I guess technically you haven't been calling me by my imposter name
EV☀️ WHY DID YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF AS WILBUR THEN IDIOT
WIL<3 IDK ITS JUST WHAT I GO BY USUALLY
EV☀️ okay fine WILL how about you explain WHY YOU LET ME BELIEVE TOMMY WAS YOUR BROTHER???????
WIL<3 he is my brother in everything but blood so I guess I never really felt the need to clarify? I don't know but the fact that he's not blood related to me clearly is not an issue considering i've heard from him that you two have been gossiping together
EV☀️ of course it wouldn't be an issue IT WAS JUST EMBARRASSING
WIL<3 Techno thought it was funny And I KNOW tommy will NEVER let me live it down I think I might have been more embarrassed than you were Evs
EV☀️ don't invalidate my embarrassment "Wilbur"
WIL<3 IM NOT YOUR EMBARRASSMENT WAS PERFECTLY VALID SHUT UP
EV☀️ i'm just messing with you :D
WIL<3 😐 and everyone calls ME the dramatic one
EV☀️ you are. Oh Clay says hello btw
WIL<3 hello dream wait have you seen his face?
EV☀️ um ...yes? why?
WIL<3 hm very interesting
EV☀️ is that do people not know what he looks like ??
WIL<3 nope i don't believe many people have seen what he looks like George likes to say he hasn't but i'm not sure about that one
EV☀️ don't believe a word that comes out of that snakes mouth he's literally at my house right now facetiming Clay because my internet is "better" I think he's just clingy but that's just me
WIL<3 I see thanks for the invite :(
EV☀️ you are literally coming over to my house in less than 48 hours
WIL<3 are you saying i'm not allowed to see you before then??? one second let me look up withdrawal symptoms real quick
EV☀️ wil
WIL<3 i'm feeling ill Evs aches and pains and i'm so hot yet so cold i'm hallucinating I must be I'm seeing you in my living room but you're at your house laughing at my suffering I might be sick i'm going to throw up all over my new couch
EV☀️ STOP IF YOU WANTED TO HANG OUT THATS ALL YOU HAD TO SAY YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TRY AND GUILT ME
WIL<3 I want to hang out :D
EV☀️ sorry, can't too busy laughing at your suffering from my house
WIL<3 are you making fun of me
EV☀️ absolutely
WIL<3 careful Evelyn I might fall in love with you if you keep that up
EV☀️ oh no :/ cant have that now can we
WIL<3 ;) but actually are free to hang out tonight?
EV☀️ always :)
WIL<3 okay awesome cool cool cool meet me at Sals around 7ish?
EV☀️ ...are you suggesting we break it to my work to hang out?
WIL<3 no maybe
EV☀️ i'm going to stand you up then I would never betray Sals trust
WIL<3 IM KIDDING where I want to go is not too far from there :)
EV☀️ okay... i'm trusting you here just know that if you try and make me break into Sals I WILL commit many crimes and it won't be breaking and entering
WIL<3 noted
EV☀️ okay good would've been arson by the way and it would've been your house
WIL<3 lovely. See you at 7?
EV☀️ unless I get abducted on my way there by aliens i'll only put up a fight if they're ugly and slimy and disgusting
WIL<3 you have very high standards for potential alien partners
EV☀️ I know my worth
WIL<3 as you should anyways i'll see you at 7 :) I've been ignoring Tommy's discord calls for a while now
EV☀️ oh believe me i'm MORE than aware he's been spamming me the entire time we've been talking something along the lines of "stop hogging wilbur you selfish bitch" followed by like 20 apologies
WIL<3 sounds about right
EV☀️ this is george. stop interrupting my evie time this is highly unacceptable and I am NOT okay with this stop messaging her right this instant or i'm taking her to florida with me this is a threat.
WIL<3 gogy 🥰
EV☀️ Literally get lost in the nicest way possible
