𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄, w.soot

TWENTY SEVEN.

TWENTY SEVEN ;
family meeting

messages !

INTERVENTION
tommy, evelyn, phil, techno

TOMMY
hello
I have gathered you all
here to discuss something
very very important

Bird Bitch
stealing peoples ideas
is kind of rude mate

Evelyn
now phil
are you trying to slander
Tommy's name?
unacceptable

Bird Bitch
what the fuck

Techno
I second that.
What do you need Tommy?

TOMMY
before I say what it is
Lyn have I have told you
you're my favorite?

Evelyn
a few times but i'm not going
to complain if you say it again

Bird Bitch
you're getting off topic Tommy

TOMMY
oh right
have any of you fuckers
talked to Wilbur lately?
i'm looking directly at you Evelyn Hart

Techno
I talked to him the other day I think.
Maybe a week ago?

Bird Bitch
it's definitely been a while
since he's talked to me as well
I mostly knew about us already though
Evelyn?

Evelyn
😐
i'm afraid it's been a week
and a half now since
he responded to me
...tommy?

TOMMY
this is odd
i've talked to him every day
mostly because i'm relentless
and I call him until he picks up
it took 8 tries the other morning

Techno
odd indeed.
He say what's bothering him?

TOMMY
if he did we wouldn't be
having an intervention
now would we blade
All's I know is that I have to
call him to get him out of bed
and I have to call him to get
him to eat and shower
if I had a car and a license I
would have already driven
over there myself but seeing
as I do not have either
...evelyn you've been
to his house right?

Evelyn
yes
I was actually planning
on going over tomorrow
because I was getting
worried about him

TOMMY
GREAT!!
I was worried it would take
a lot of convincing
to get you to go
and by convincing I meant
blackmail or getting tubbo in here
he can be scary when he needs to be

Techno
are you afraid of Tubbo?

TOMMY
NO

Techno
haaaa nerd

Bird Bitch
you should probably know
that Wil does this sometimes
when something upsets him
and he gets all worked up over
it and then he has a hard
time doing literally anything
I had to go over last time and
just lay there so he could
finally sleep

Evelyn
i'll keep that in mind
...did you want to go instead?

Bird Bitch
I think it would probably be
a better idea if you went
besides, you're closer than I am

Techno
any idea what's got him
all worked up this time?

TOMMY
probably that twitch clip???
you know
the one he panic answered?

Evelyn
???

TOMMY
do you not know?????

Bird Bitch
that's enough Tom

Techno
no no continue Tommy i'm
curious about how this
conversation will go.

Bird Bitch
TECHNO
DONT ENCOURAGE HIM

Evelyn
are u talking about his latest stream?
if so I already saw that
one idk what the big deal is

TOMMY
can I say something mean to you

Evelyn
I guess?

TOMMY
you MOTHERFUCKING LIAR BITCH
sorry
but if you've seen the stream
you should know what clip
i'm talking about

Evelyn
☹️☹️☹️
damn tommy why don't u tell
me how u really feel

TOMMY
I already said sorry 🙄

Bird Bitch
I feel like we're getting off topic
you'll go see him tomorrow?

Evelyn
unless I drive my car off a bridge
on accident and then I drown
because I don't know how to swim

Techno
why do you always do this
every single time someone
asks you that?

Evelyn
genuinely could not tell you
I have no idea

TOMMY
great great so very great
I won't tell him you're coming
but I will make sure he showers
what time?

Evelyn
uhhh
idk?
what time has he been waking up

TOMMY
3pm

Evelyn
um
I guess 4:30ish

TOMMY
great!

Techno
make sure you bring extra
clothes last time Phil was
stuck there for 3 days.

Evelyn
if you say so

Bird Bitch
everything alright with you mate?

Evelyn
just worried about him
it's almost been two weeks
since we've talked

Techno
don't be dumb Wilbur is
a clingy idiot he's going to latch
onto you the second you
walk through his door.

Evelyn
I guess we shall see

TOMMY
thanks lyn
genuinely
I wish I could drive down to
his place whenever he
needed a hug but I can't
so i'm glad you can
serious time over
you're all bitches

Techno
aren't you supposed to be asleep?

TOMMY
NO
ITS 7:30
IM A BIG MAN
BIG MEN DONT GO TO SLEEP AT 7:30 BLADE YOU SON OF A BITCH

Bird Bitch
awww goodnight tommy!

TOMMY
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

Evelyn
night tommy! <3

TOMMY
I hate you all.

A/N
WILBUR WILL RETURN IN CHAPTER 28 I MISS HIM SO MUCH