*takes place after video above*
Palette: How much does Nice Cream cost?
Palette: Let's see, if I had a Nice Cream store.... I'd sell Nice Cream for.... 20$!
PJ:........for two buckets maybe!
Ink: Your Nice Cream must be really good if you're selling it by the bucket.
Gradient: What kind of Nice Cream are you selling? What's the flavor?
Palette:...yellow!
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Blueprint: Let's see so.... six cents for a cone...
PJ: Uh... how did you get 20$ for two buckets to six cents a cone!?
Blueprint: Uhhh well!
Gradient: That means you don't make a profit!
Palette: No! Because people will come to our store because the Nice Cream is really cheap!
PJ: No because then people will think you're Nice Cream is really bad because it's such a low price-
Palette: No be-
PJ: Think about it. The expensive things are all like the pristine, good, rich people food.
Blueprint: No but McDonald is better than Tokyo Sushi!
Gradient: Actually, you're wrong. McDonald does sell sushi, just not here.
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PJ: You suck at driving.
Ink: Thanks would you like to try?
Blueprint: Yes!
PJ: Like that eight years old in that movie.
Gradient: Well it's better than me. I drove in a simulator and once, I was driving in the rain and I drove into a ditch. When I went to turn for a light I ran over someone. And when I was trying to turn I was on sidewalk for two seconds.
Palette: It was only two seconds!
PJ: Or you could just say screw it and drive on the shoulder like that guy *points to another car next to them*
Ink: Yeah like, I could just drive through the grass and make it there quicker.
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Gradient: Okay so take note Print, Nice Cream costs 6.50$(it's actually 15g. I didn't have to look that up because I'm Undertale trash HA!) okay? Not 20$ and not six cents, got it?
Blueprint: *Pretending to take down notes.*
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Everyone: *back in the car*
PJ: *looks over to see Blueprint eating Nice Cream with his spoon upside-down*
PJ: *definitely judging him*
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Stupid Crap with AU Sanses
隨機Sans the skeleton is a thing. But there are also alternate versions of him. And they do some pretty stupid things. Let's see what they get up to...
