Joku: Nightmare, could you help us make the apple pie?
Nightmare: No.
Joku: Excuse me?
Nightmare: I said no.
Dream: Brother, don't talk to mother like that. We can always play later.
Nightmare: Fuck you! Like hell I want to be around you!
Joku: NIGHTMARE! Don't you DARE use that language around us.
Nightmare: Then leave, Joku.
Joku: NIGHTMARE!
Dream: Wait......
Nightmare: Yeah what? What the fuck are you gonna do?
Joku: You know what I can do.
Nightmare: Well fuck you!
Joku: NIGHTMARE!
Nightmare: JOKU!
Joku: Do not call me that mister.
Nightmare: Fuck you!
Joku: NIGHTMARE! YOU CAN NOT LEAVE THIS HOUSE UNTIL YOU CHANGE THAT ATTITUDE!
Nightmare: TO HELL WITH BOTH OF YOU!
Joku: NIGHTMARE! UPSTAIRS! ROOM! NOW!
Nightmare: Not like it's the first time.
Joku: And no pie.
Nightmare: FUCK!
Joku: EITHER TAKE A BITE OF THAT VANILLA BEAN COCONUT SOAP OR GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON'T COME DOWN UNTIL I DON'T EVER HEAR THOSE WORDS COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AGAIN!
Nightmare: YOU KNOW WHAT! *take bite of soap* FUCK YOU JOKU!
Dream: Wait. Mom's name is Joku?
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Stupid Crap with AU Sanses
RandomSans the skeleton is a thing. But there are also alternate versions of him. And they do some pretty stupid things. Let's see what they get up to...
