PJ's Daycare if the caretakers were angsty teenagers

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PJ: I think our kids are developmentally impaired.

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Goth: This craft looks like it has separation anxiety.

Pallette: This one looks like a grandma's boobs.

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PJ: I swear to god all these kids are spEd.

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PJ: Okay so all the kids were finished except the three kinders in the back and I was like it's so fucking easy how the fuck- what we're you doing instead?? Having a fucking cult meeting??!

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Gradient: Is this Lust's?

Bluescreen: Yeah.

Gradient: I can tell because it looks like fucking shit.

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Goth: I'm pretty sure the only words these kids can say are "when is lunch?

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PJ: This is why we need spelling test. Who the fuck spells puberty like poopertie?

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Spring: Okay, I hate guys and-

PJ: That's called being gay honey.

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Gradient: They were like 3 and 4 and they said they had boyfriends but-

Bluescreen: What the fuck they're not even fucking FERTILE YET!

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Goth: And I told him- wait, is it okay if I say it?

Pallette: Yes.

Goth: You're a STUPID DUMBASS BITCH WHO CAN'T FUCKING-

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Spring: That car is like morning pee yellow.

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PJ: WHO'S DRAWING DICKS ON MY SHIRT!

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PJ: Fresh gave me a fucking dandelion.

Bluescreen: He gave you weed??

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