Killer: Your eyes sparkle like the stars.
Nightmare: Oh look,
Nightmare: It's shooting.
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Nightmare in the spotlight!
Nightmare: Go kill yourself.
Audience: *laughs
Nightmare: I'm being serious.
Audience: *laughs
Nightmare: I'm so fucking done with you all.
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Inspirational Words With Nightmare!
Nightmare: Life is a pencil. It's either pointless, great to stab and kill with, or breaks to soon.
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Dust: Do you wanna know why I'm lonely?
Nightmare: No. Not really.
Dust: Because I have no body! Ha!
Nightmare: Oh that's just sad. Nobody's gonna witness me murder you. You will die slowly and painfully. And you're last thoughts will be, wow I didn't die alone. Instead, I was with a psychopathic, gay, evil, murderous skeleton.
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Fresh: Yo Nightbroski, hit the woah
Nightmare: HOW ABOUT I HIT YOU INSTEAD!
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Dream: You're in a surprisingly good mood today.
Nightmare: I had such a good day today! I ate a sandwich!
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Nightmare: *Dumps a whole bucket of water onto Ink
Nightmare: How does that feel, huh?!
Ink: Thanks! I was doing water color but forgot to grab water on my way out of Error's place
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If Nightmare wore a Dress
Ink: Aw, c'mon. I even made it black!
Nightmare: I FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!
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*Epic is currently laying face first on the ground.
Cross: What did Nightmare do this time?
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Stupid Crap with AU Sanses
RandomSans the skeleton is a thing. But there are also alternate versions of him. And they do some pretty stupid things. Let's see what they get up to...
