Dust: Wait, didn't Minecraft die?
Horror: No, it's coming back.
Dust: But wasn't that a year ago?
Horror: Didn't Covid start a year ago?
Killer: Didn't UT start five years ago?
Dust: That was five years ago? Damn. I'm like, old.
Killer: We are all technically the same age. And I know for a fact, I'm still four.
Horror: I don't know what you're talking about, I'm three.
Dust: Let's just start the game.
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Dust: I'm gonna build my house at 00, 00, 00
Horror: I'm gonna build my house at 69, 69, 69
Killer: I'm gonna build my house underwater.
Dust: Killer you ca- you know what. Go ahead. Kill yourself.
Killer: Ooo. I see bubbles. I'm gonna go towards it.
Dust: Wait, bubbles in the water?
Horror: Killer wait!
Killer: I don't see anything. It's just a whole inch of bubbles
Dust: KILLER RUN!
Killer: dude how can I? I'm in a boat.
Horror: SWIM or, what is it? Paddle? PADDLE AWAY!
Killer: Why I don- AAAHHHHHH AAAHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Dust: Shit! KIKLER WHAT GOING ON!
Killer: THE RESPONSIBLE A STUPID CYCLOPS FISH SHIT! LET ME GO! FUCK YOU Y FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
Horror: JUST GO JUST GO JUST GO JUST GO!
KILLER: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!! IM LEAVING AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Killer: Dude! What the hell was that!?
Horror: It was a fucking guardian. That's what it was.
Dust: Ha! You got miners fatigue!
Error: I heard yelling. What's going on, oh. Ok. I'll leave you guys to it.
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Dust: Wait wait wait! I have the best idea!
Horror: What?
Dust: Kills, ya got your kazoo?
Killer: Yeah why?
Dust: Ok ok ok trust me. This'll be good!
Dust: *Grabs blue dyed chest plate and pink dyed boots and drops it infront of a skeleton
Dust: *To the skeleton* Come on come on! Pick it up! Pick it up.
Skeleton: *Picks up dropped armor
Dust: YES! Killer! Megalovania! Kazoo! Now!
Killer: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CdaduOiiR10
Horror: Dust, you are a genius.
Dust: :D
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Killer: Guys! I found a doggo! I'm gonna tame it.
Dust: Do you have bones?
Killer: Pfft! Who do you think you're talking to?
Dust: An idiot.
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Stupid Crap with AU Sanses
RandomSans the skeleton is a thing. But there are also alternate versions of him. And they do some pretty stupid things. Let's see what they get up to...
