Dust: A long time ago, in a land far away.
Nightmare: If you call 20 minutes ago, just in the kitchen long ago and far away.
Dust: Shut up! Anyways a long time ago, in a land far away, there were two great adventures, Dust and Nightmare.
Nightmare: Why am I included in this?
Dust: Shut up! Anyways, they were on a search for a legendary artifact. They were both starved for days, and they were told that this artifact will save all from-
Nightmare: Ok, ok. Shut up, let me tell this story. Dust wanted lunch, but we had no more peanut butter. And then he cried for 15 minutes afterwards.
Dust: Look! It was a very tragic moment! Don't make fun of me! I don't like jelly and that's all we had left!
Ink: I told you guys to get out of our house for the 10th thousandth time!
Dust: Ok sorry we'll get out!
Nightmare: I blame Dust for this.
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Stupid Crap with AU Sanses
RandomSans the skeleton is a thing. But there are also alternate versions of him. And they do some pretty stupid things. Let's see what they get up to...