Stupid Crap

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Dust: A long time ago, in a land far away.

Nightmare: If you call 20 minutes ago, just in the kitchen long ago and far away.

Dust: Shut up! Anyways a long time ago, in a land far away, there were two great adventures, Dust and Nightmare.

Nightmare: Why am I included in this?

Dust: Shut up! Anyways, they were on a search for a legendary artifact. They were both starved for days, and they were told that this artifact will save all from-

Nightmare: Ok, ok. Shut up, let me tell this story. Dust wanted lunch, but we had no more peanut butter. And then he cried for 15 minutes afterwards.

Dust: Look! It was a very tragic moment! Don't make fun of me! I don't like jelly and that's all we had left!

Ink: I told you guys to get out of our house for the 10th thousandth time!

Dust: Ok sorry we'll get out!

Nightmare: I blame Dust for this.

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