!Alternate Title: Error having Social Anxiety at the grocery store!
Gradient: Mom, when is dad coming back from buying milk?
Ink: Don't worry sweetie. He'll come back.
Error: *At the grocery store* *in head* Wait, why did I come here again? Shoot, I'm catching Ink's forgetfulness. I'll just go back home and ask.
Error: No! I can't go back! What of they thought I stole something and ask me about it!
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Error: Milk. I was here to buy milk.
Error: Where is the milk? In the frozen food section?
Error: No dumb dumb! Then the milk would freeze! They're by the Oreos!
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Error: Shoot. There's a person blocking the milk! What should I do!? Wait, am I blocking anyone? Should I move? Shoot!
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Error: Alright I'll go to the shortest checkout lane!
Error: Awesome! No one's in that one! I'll go there!
Error: Wait, but that cashiers on their phone. What if she's talking to her boyfriend? I'll be interrupting them. Then she'll be mad at me. I would be mad if someone interrupted me from talking with Inky.
Error: Do I just have milk? What weirdo just buys milk? Maybe I'll buy Oreos or something. No, but then she'll think I'm a unhealthy fat sugar drove monster. What if she doesn't even like monsters. Did I even grab the right kind if milk? Is it expired milk!?
Error: *Checks milk* Oh good. It's the right kind. And it's good till September 07 27-168 22:34 Fed 2 BF.
Error: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?
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Error: Maybe I can buy cereal. What kind does Gradient like? Fruity Loopy right? What if he doesn't like that kind anymore? What if it changed while I was here? Am I just wasting money? Am I just wasting time!?
Random person: Hey, are you in line?
Error: Oh no. Go ahead.
Random person: Oh no worries! Thank you.
Error: Was I wasting his time! Dose he hate me now!? Does he hate monsters now because of me? Should I go ahead or get something else? Am I clogging up the store aisle? Are people annoyed of me? Am I ruining people's days? It's fine. I do that anyways. It's basically my job.
Error: ...
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Ink: ...
Phone: *In All Might voice* A phone call is here! A phone call is here!
Ink: *Picks up phone* Hello?
Gradient: Is that dad!?
Ink: it might be, Who is this?
Error: Ink help! I'm having a panic attack, anxiety attack, and mental crisis all at the same time! Socializing Sucks!
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