Dust: *enters a conversation at a random spot*
Killer to Dream: So after the fire pig grass monkey we got-
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Sprinkle: This is an iq reader! *holding a thermometer*
Blue: Sprinkle no.
Sprinkle: And if it's over 100 then they send you to the hospital because that's not normal.
Dust: That makes perfect sense.
Blue: Dust not you too.
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Reaper: Goth, can you explain to me all your absences.
Goth: Dad I got all A's.
Reaper: YES! A FOR ABSENT! WHY ARE YOU ABSENT FOR ALL YOUR CLASSES!
Geno: Hun, that's not how it works.
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Nightmare: Have you ever wondered what it's like to die!
Cross: ............yeah actually-
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Error: Where are you going?
Ink: Farther in life then you ever will.
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Nightmare: SHUT UP!
Killer: *In sign language* TRY ME BI-
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Nightmare: *Angrily kicks the wall*
Dream: Stop! Walls have feelings too!
Nightmare: Well humans and monsters have feeling and I kill them. So if anything I'm caring more about this wall then everyone else I meet!
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Pallette: *finger between stapler* should I press it?
Pj: *no response*
Pallette: Should I press it?
Goth: No.
Pallette: Should I press it?
Nightmare: You can press it but you can't call cps on me because you pressed it yourself.
Pallette: Should I press it?
Ink: Yes. You should press it twice because if you press it once then you'll bleed so you press it a second time it'll staple it up.
Pallette: Ok. I'm gonna press it two times.
Ink: But do it on different fingers!
Later:
Dream at the hospital: I leave you idiots alone for one night.
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Goth: The best thing about being an almost adult.
Goth: *Rips aluminum foil* is that I can almost fit the pan.
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Ink leaving his car: Don't slam my door hard. Slam it softly.
Pj: .....I don't think you can slam somthing softly.
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Stupid Crap with AU Sanses
אקראיSans the skeleton is a thing. But there are also alternate versions of him. And they do some pretty stupid things. Let's see what they get up to...
