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Cross & XChara: *Watching Hunter x Hunter*

Cross: Hey look Chara, it's you. *pointing to Killua Zoldyck*

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I'm crying because of cringe

-Dust

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I just witnessed madness and greatness at the same time

-Blue

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Nightmare: Do you mind putting this on for me~ *Holding a maid outfit*

Cross: *Nonchalantly* Only if you wear one too.

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Katana: As an Asian, I don't need my sword or magic...

Katana: I have a fucking Dad belt!

Lust: Kinky~

Katana: IT'S MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD TRAUMA!

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You better fucking love yourself  or I will DROWN you in LOVE and AFFECTION!

-Blue

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Dream: Don't you remember what these represent? *holding crowns*

Nightmare:...... ring toss.

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Y'all think I'm smoking, but I'm litterally just inhaling rice cooker steam.

- Horror

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Fuck! I swear, can you not! I'm really not in the mood for cleaning up a murder scene!

-Nightmare

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Core Frisk: I see everything!

Killer: Oh man, I'm sorry.

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We spent a whole commercial break questioning the plot of this movie,
And I'm still confused.

- Bad guys watching Harry Potter

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Commercial: The first best hood-less hoodie.

Nightmare: The fuck

Killer: Yeah just like a cheese less cheeseburger

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Error: Dude are you playing Call of Duty? I hear you using the box

Killer: Yea. I'm playing the Lego Roblox version of Call of Duty.

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I will drop kick the hamburgerlar

-Nightmare

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Some dude asked for a chair and the other dude he was asking just lifted up a full on chair over his head and planned to give him a chair across the whole table.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 10, 2023 ⏰

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