Blue: Or as they say in theater, fracture a femur!
Error: What!?
Blue: The actual saying is break a leg, but I improved it!
Error: I hate both of those equally.
Blue: Well.
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Dream: To go towards reaching some sort of peak!
Killer: Some sort of beak?
Dream: What!? No-
Killer: OH! Like climbing a tall tree all the way to a bird nest! Birds have beaks! And from there I would be able to take flight!
Dream: ...... you know what, sure. You took the long way around buy you got there.
Killer: Yeah!
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Shattered Dream: Guilty as cha-
Nightmare: HI! Hello! What do you want!?
Shattered Dream: Thank you brother. I love how you just ruin my dramatic entrance. Mwa mwa! So good!
Nightmare: Well your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even!
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Blue: Well I don't want to make you think you're some-
Dust: STUPID..... DIRTY...... ROTTEN...... fffffFFFFILTHY SILLY BILLY..... NO GOOD FOR NOTHING..... uuhhh... WHITE.... uh... s-r-s-RAT... SCOUNDREL B*TCH!
Blue: Kay, thank you Dust... for your help.
Dust: You're welcome.
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Goth: No! Seriously! I'm good! .....fam?
Pallette: Now don't go shortening the word family by cutting out my three favorite letters. I L Y.
PJ: Ok well-
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Dream: Sound likes he's against Nazis, so let's hear him out.
Nightmare: THAT CAN NOT BE WHERE THE BAR IS!
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"Two tickets to surprise city! You and me. I call the window seat."
-Probz Ink
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Error: Did I screw everything up?
Ink: No. I threw away your vote so you couldn't do that.
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Cross: Why would that be wrong?
Dream: Because he gave his word! But you wouldn't know anything about words would you mister.
Cross: I don't know what you mean.
Dream: Giving your word is an act of honesty given betwe-
Cross: What! I can't understand you! I don't know anything about words!
Dream: Alright. We got a smart one over here.
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Error: I would prefer you don't talk about me behind my back!
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Stupid Crap with AU Sanses
RandomSans the skeleton is a thing. But there are also alternate versions of him. And they do some pretty stupid things. Let's see what they get up to...
