Stupid Crap with AU Sanses

The AU Sans' but They're Theatre Kids Now

Guess who's a theatre kid :D I'm sorry. Also wanted to note, I don't know who the director would be because I imagine all the sans and sans like characters would be the students and actors in the play so.... just use your imagination :D Also, Dream is like the only responsible one.

Now enjoy a bunch of theatre kids screaming...

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Killer: The difference between sex and gender is I didn't have gender with your mom last night

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Killer: Yeast

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Oh no the bananas
-Blue

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I beat women
-Nightmare cutting and burning a bag with a sword

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Dust: Oh crap I have a secret pocket!

Cross: Yeah I put coco puffs in my pocket!!

Dust: Yo, I could put cocaine in here...

Horror: If we find cocaine in your pocket we're putting you in the car

Killer: Drugs!?!

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Dream: It went quiet and all I heard was Ink go "big ass turtle"

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Dream: I've gotten used to speed reading because of you guys. Literally I put my phone down for a minute, come back and there is 129 texts. Like, seriously. 129 texts EXACTLY! Every time!!

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Taking over the world one toe at a time
-Killer

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Cross: Did he step over that entire chair

Dust: Dude for him he has magic legs

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Killer: Magic foot lettuce. The last thing you want on your burger kind burger. Someone else's foot magic

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Director: He's a... still recovering from a vending machine incident

Killer and Ink: *Look at each other dead in the eye and proceeds reenact a vending machine incident like they've experienced it*

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Would you like some slightly chewed gum?

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Screw off foot like the lid of a jar

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Erection collection

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You frenched the fry

-Killer

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