Stupid Crap with AU Sanses

Purple Feather

Note: Read this in a fast voice or as if the person is talking really fast.

Pj: It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush out the door. I run to the bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!?" We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush out the door. I run to the bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!? We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go the bus driver say you shouldn't know that, go to the principles office. So I go to the principles office and he goes" So, what did you need?" And I ask "What's purple feather?" Then he asks me, "How do you know about that?" So I go, It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush it the door. I run to the bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!?" We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush out the door. I run to the bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!?" We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go the bus driver say Yoshida know that, go to the principles office. So I gi to the principles office and he goes" So, what did you need?" And I ask "What's purple feather?" Then he asks me, "How do you know about that?" Them the principle goes "You shouldn't know about that, you're going to court." So I go to court and the judge asks me "So, tell me what happened." So I go, It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette corns into my screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush it the door. I run to bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!? We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush out the door. I run to the bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!? We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go the bus driver say you shouldn't know that, go to the principles office. So I go to the principles office and he goes" So, what did you need?" And I ask "What's purple feather?" Then he asks me, "How do you know about that?" So I go, It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush out the door. I run to bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!? We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush it the door. I run to bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!? We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go the bus driver say you shouldn't know that, go to the principles office. So I go to the principles office and he goes" So, what did you need?" And I ask "What's purple feather?" Then he asks me, "How do you know about that?" Then the principle goes "You shouldn't know about that, you're going to court." So I go to court and the judge asks me "So, tell me what happened." So I go, the judge looks at me and says, "Guilty! Go to prison" so I get to my cell and my cell mate goes "So, what're you in for?" So I go, It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush out the door. I run to the bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!?" We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush out the door. I run to the bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!? We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go the bus driver say you shouldn't know that, go to the principles office. So I go to the principles office and he goes" So, what did you need?" And I ask "What's purple feather?" Then he asks me, "How do you know about that?" So I go, It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush it the door. I run to the bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!?" We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush out the door. I run to the bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!?" We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go the bus driver say Yoshida know that, go to the principles office. So I gi to the principles office and he goes" So, what did you need?" And I ask "What's purple feather?" Then he asks me, "How do you know about that?" Them the principle goes "You shouldn't know about that, you're going to court." So I go to court and the judge asks me "So, tell me what happened." So I go, It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette corns into my screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush it the door. I run to bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!? We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush out the door. I run to the bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!? We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go the bus driver say you shouldn't know that, go to the principles office. So I go to the principles office and he goes" So, what did you need?" And I ask "What's purple feather?" Then he asks me, "How do you know about that?" So I go, It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush out the door. I run to bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!? We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go It was a Monday morning, school day morning and it was 8:50 am and Pallette comes into my room screaming "PJ PJ Wake up you're gonna miss the bus!" So I rush upstairs and brush my teeth, rush back downstairs and eat my favorite breakfast, cereal :3, and I rush back down stairs into my room and throw my clothes on and rush it the door. I run to bus stop and I make it to the bus. I sit in the back of the bus and hear some kids talking "something something purple feather" and I'm like "What the heck is purple feather!? We make it to school and I ask the bus driver " What's purple feather?" And he goes "How do you know about that?" So I go the bus driver say you shouldn't know that, go to the principles office. So I go to the principles office and he goes" So, what did you need?" And I ask "What's purple feather?" Then he asks me, "How do you know about that?" Then the principle goes "You shouldn't know about that, you're going to court." So I go to court and the judge asks me "So, tell me what happened." So I go, the judge looks at me and says, "Guilty! Go to prison" so I get to my cell and my cell mate goes "So, what're you in for?" So I go, my cell mate nods as they call us for lunch.

Pj: Finally, after years in prison. I walk out of jail, and across the street I see a library. I go, "Of course! The library! I can search what purple feather is!" So I start walking over to the library excited to finally learn what purple feather is!

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And then I got ran over by a truck.

So, moral of the story, look both ways before you cross the street.