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𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

INCORRECT QUOTES :D

-dirty jokes involved

-mainly Alena themed quotes bc i now ship it

Yelena: Air! I can't do this stupid math problem!

Aerus: What's the math problem?

Yelena: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply.. 

Nat: *Covers her own ears*

Aerus: Not going to lie that was hella smooth-

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Aerus: Pros and Cons of dating me :D

Yelena:

Aerus: Pros. You'll be the cute one

Yelena: *Blushes*

Aerus: Cons. Holy shit, where do I even begin-

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Nat: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?

Wanda: *Raises hand*

Aerus: Did you or did you not check out that girl in the mall?

Wanda: *Lowers hand*

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Aerus: What's the announcement?

Nat: It's a lecture, Alexei wants to tell us everything he knows about sex

Aerus: This should be an enjoyable sixty seconds

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Yelena: Why is everyone so obsessed over being a top or bottom? I'd just be happy to have a bunk bed

Nat: I'm gonna tell her

Aerus: Don't you dare 

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Yelena: I owe you one

Aerus: That's okay. You can just date me and we'll call it even

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Wanda: Look, smart is attractive! Educate me on something I don't know!

Aerus and their dumbass: The mouth of a jellyfish... Is also an anus

Wanda: Stop.

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Clint: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Aerus: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.

*Yelena walks in*

Aerus: Okay, fine, I'll do it. Rule are rules, you know.

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Aerus: You know how hot that was?

Yelena: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Aerus: I'm so in love with you

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Wanda: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Vision and I are dating

Aerus, Nat, Steve and Tony: *gasp*

Wanda: Aerus why are you surprised?!?

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