Grace➛Mason Mount

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dicks and chicks
[10+ participants]

declan
DELILAH UR A BITCH

lilah
i know
but what did i do now

august
he's pissed 'cause you let Raffa eat his chorizo when you came round

lilah
hey don't be mean
ur dog deserves it more than you
tbh he's more human than you are

declan
ouch
so upset

chilly
hey besties

madders
wow
you sound like every teenage girl on tiktok

mason
fact
my fyp is edits of me xo

lilah
as it should be bestie

kepa
it's lilah that's gotten everyone to say bestie by the way
i heard christian pulisic saying it

lilah
WAIT REALLY
PAHAHA
his accent still makes my teeth grind

minter
ommm
gonna tell

lilah
yeah okay shit stirrer

behz
mate you aren't holding back today

lilah
sorry
mason's annoying me

mason
not true
NOT EVEN TRUE
don't lie
you came home and started tormenting me

august
as she should

aila
yeah bitch boy
don't ignore ur wife

madders
forgot you guys were married for a quick sec

lilah
i need to add some people

lilah added timo, kai and ruben

ruben
oh no
is this like an exclusive groupchat

mason
precisely
welcome

timo
nervous

lilah
well if your nerves are as good as you're finishing then you shouldn't be here

chilly
DELILAH

august
fuck off you didn't just say that
crying

kepa
pahaha no way

mason
ah and she gets away with it cause she's captain

lilah
well i mean you do as well mason
you're shagging the captain
so it's a win-win for you too

kai
this is chaotic
i've been here 45 seconds

lilah
my fave signing <3

august
kai can i just say something

kai
sure

august
you look like a malnourished victorian child

lilah
FUCK OFF
HAHAHA
august that's evil

mason
as if you didn't laugh then

declan
yes that's right
bully timo and not me

lilah
dec you're a dickhead shut up

declan
every time
will you ever leave me alone?

lando
no she won't

lilah
LANDOOOOOO
bestie how's f1

lando
idk how's football

lilah
shit
no no i'm joking
that's a joke

mason
no it's not

kepa
telling lamps

lilah
can all you want
why's everyone still up his arse
he's been our coach for a year lol

timo
he's new for us

kai
yeah lilah
bully

lilah
kai your girlfriend is hot
can i have her number pls
i beg
oh and yours timo

timo
woah
don't come for my mrs

kai
mate she's obsessed with you so yeah ofc

lilah
score
sorry mase ur single now xx

mason
that's fine
i've got dec

august
PAHA no u ain't
fuck off

mason
sad
i've got chilly

aila
OH MY GOD
chilly did Jess get arrested

chilly
SHE DID
pahaha
she'd been selling dogs as cats

lilah
does she think she's the pontiac bandit from B99 or somethin?

lando
can i add someone
please

lilah
as long as it's not a knobhead

lando added max

max
tf is this

lilah
IS THIS FEWTRELL?
HEY BESTIE

max
LILAH HEY BESTIE
ew i sound like lando

lando
offended

lilah
this groupchat slaps sm now

madders
rude
it already slapped
asshole

lilah
shush
and give me kennedy's number xoxo

madders
lilah = mrs steal-yo-girl

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