T H I R T Y N I N E

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dicks and chicks
[10+ participants]

lilah
i'm in a pickle
I've got a wedding to go to in a week and I've not bought my dress
I'm torn between green, dark blue and red so idk wot to get

sophia
ooo
please go with blue
you look fab in blue

paula
agreed
blue >>>

lando
you know this isn't the girls chat right?

lilah
i did not
thank you for telling me earlier dipshit
hello everyone

mason
you told me you'd already bought a dress

lilah
do you see one in our room?
no you don't

declan
telling ur cousin

lilah
she's a brat anyway she'll probs tell me off for wearing anything but black

chilly
that's ur cousin
that's mean

kai
is that the really annoying one who comes with you to matches sometimes?
the short, mouthy one?

lilah
yes omg
she's evil
she used to cut my hair in my sleep

declan
she did it to me as well
i sobbed

lilah
she could've at least done it to mason
his trim was terrible

mason
I'm literally right here
and sat upstairs
don't start

lilah
or wot

madders
domestic in the malilah household

declan
i'll never forget one of your cousins saying i looked like i was gonna take her into a garage and try and seduce her
i literally went home and cried my eyes out

lilah
omg she's still that mean
but looking back at the pictures you did kinda look like that

declan
i know i did pahaha
bless
only one of us who hasn't changed is you

chilly
ur a vampire lilah
you genuinely haven't changed

lilah
told ya
it's the finnegan genes

mason
or maybe ur a witch
like the one from tangled

lilah
she wasn't a witch smh
get it right
she just kidnapped a child with magic hair to make her younger xoxo

paula
tangled slaps

sophia
can we watch tangled soon
please

lilah
on my list of things to do

declan
is mason on that list?

lilah
always

madders
wow
you literally have 0 boundaries
ur chaotic

ruben
this entire chat is chaotic
i put my phone away for 5 minutes and have over 50 messages

pulisic
it's chaotic in a good way

mason
it's mad how this has changed
the only original members of this chat are me, lilah and dec

lilah
it rlly is
used to have kieran and and josh

madders
what happened to those guys?

lilah
josh is in prison for assault lmao
kieran is living in spain with his husband

declan
not us not being invited to the wedding xxx

lilah
pls his husband used to call me fat all the time

chilly
why did everyone you know as kids just snake you out

declan
cause they're not in the holy trio
they weren't allowed

mason
holy trio >>>

lilah
the holy trio is what brought you guys free entertainment

madders
can't argue with that

kepa
neither
the holy trio all need to play for chelsea

declan
sorry I'm too good for you

lilah
okay Chelsea reject

mason
pahaha

declan
evil

grealish
this got mean

lilah
i bully him all the time don't worry
anyway none of you helped me with the colour of my dress.

mason
blue
coz Chelsea <3
plus me and Dec are wearing black so

lilah
goffs xxx

chilly
i'd say blue as well

madders
same

grealish
same here

lilah
okay thank u v much xxx

♡♡♡

Grace➛Mason MountWhere stories live. Discover now