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dicks and chicks
[10+ participants]

chilly added grealish

august
sir pls crush me with ur thighs

declan
excuse me

lilah
august you kinky bitch
but yeah same

grealish
what a lovely welcome

mason
delilah
i'm right beside you

lilah
we're married you haven't anything to worry about

kepa
unless it's the weeknd
then ur screwed

mason
i know
i'd leave her for the weeknd too

chilly
august no

madders
let the girls simp
they work with many hot men what do you expect

lando
none of you work with me
thank god

aila
'scuse you
we're great work friends

august
ur just mad cause you don't understand footie

lando
hey
i told you that in good will
you don't need to tell anyone else

grealish
i haven't a clue who half of you are
but hello
i'm jack

lilah
OH MY GOD
WAIT

lilah added pulisic

minter
this is just become chelsea and friends

behz
deccers my lad

declan
ethan my fave

lilah
cringe

declan
honestly just fuck off xx

lilah
right back at ya babes xx

kai
shouldn't half of you be in training right now

timo
just like us
is anyone actually at cobham?

mason
lamps isn't there
dudes taken the day off
which means we get the day off

pulisic
if this is anything like the chelsea groupchat then it's gonna be chaotic

august
it is
trust us

aila
we're more than chaotic
anyway
welcome captian america

lando
shat myself
thought it was actually chris evans

lilah
poor angel
so so so silly of you
but seriously chris evans >>>

pulisic
thanks

grealish
she bullies everyone in this groupchat i swear

lilah
mostly declan
hey declan
fuck you

declan
fuck you too

mason
please don't
that's my wife
i'd like to keep her thx

lilah
cute

kai
lilah you've made my girlfriend a simp
she's a simp for you

timo
same here

lilah
ahhh
the lilah effect works still

kai
hate that it has a name

madders
the lilah effect
we came up with that when you were at leicester
time flies

lilah
miss u lot tbh
well
you madders
and harvey barnes
everyone else can do one

august
ESPECIALLY Brendan Rodgers
silly twat

aila
love that we still hate him

chilly
why wouldn't you
treated you three like shit

lilah
flashbacks xxx
anyway
besties i'm gonna go walk the doggo
i'll talk laters <3

♡♡♡


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