Grace➛Mason Mount

S E V E N T E E N

dicks and chicks
[10+ participants]

lilah
I'M THE ONLY GIRL HERE
WOT

timo
well you did kick out august and aila
so yeah ofc you are

declan
i smell beef

lilah
is that just not ur natural scent?

declan
lit die

lilah
right back at ya babes

kai
why do you bully dec so much
is there history here

lilah
he's been a little shit since the day he step foot in cobham
2005
little twat

declan
ew shut up
you're just jealous you're not at westham

lilah
babes I'm skipper FULL-TIME at Chelsea
west ham suck

kai
oh my
i didn't know you guys were childhood friends

lilah
it's how i know dec
and like half of the squad
most are academy lads

kai
ohhh interesting
also if you want more girls
add paula and sophie

lilah added soph and paula

lilah
didn't need to ask twice 

soph
YES
kai tells me about this chat all the time
I'm privileged to be here

paula
bae same <3

mason
why did you even suggest that kai
this chat is gonna be 10x more chaotic

kepa
shush
this chat is everyone favourite groupchat
it's not lame
unless you start speaking
then it is

lilah
i think that's the first time I've ever seen kepa use sarcasm
congrats ur awesome

kepa
why thank you

mason
i just got roasted
ouch
delilah what do you put in his food man

lilah
bold of you to assume i make his food
lol wot
am i housewife? no <3

chilly
mate she's our skipper
are you dumb

mason
i forget

lilah
how
i shout at you all the time
especially timo 'cause he's always offside

timo
wow thanks

lilah
pahaha
it's true though
does Germany not have the offside rule?

madders
sharky omg
stop ur so rude sometimes

lilah
it's called sarcasm bae <3
I'll steal your wife if you're not careful

chilly
she actually will
no joke