y/n was walking across the campus towards the boy's dormitories, he had his headphones in. "BRING A BUCKET AND A MOP FOR TH-" he slammed into a random pole the author placed, aww he has a lil boo boo 🥺
"i hate this goddamn book." he says.
ping!
he quickly pulled out his phone to see a notification from his favourite group chat ever.
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GAYS ONLY
group description
'our mission: suck dick'
bitchy-noya
hi 👋☺️
french fried
literally shut up. why am i
back in this dumbass groupchat?
alphabadboywolf69
dont be so shy, we know you
love us 😘
french fried has left the groupchat!
hairless has added french fried to the groupchat!
french fried
GOD THERES NO ESCAPE.
hairless
owo
yamagoo-PURR 😋
does anyone else have economics
at 9:30 tomorrow?
jesustookthewheel
i do! :)
hairless
im taking the fattest fucking dump rn.
sunball
guys kageyamas ass is stuck in
the window, any tips to get him out?
bitchy-noya
when the fuck are you guys NOT
fucking?
sunball
WHO SAID WE WERE FUCKING?
alphabadboywolf69
WE LITERALLY LIVE IN THE SAME
DORM AS YOU, HOW COULD WE
NOT KNOW?
whys he in the window though?
sunball
we tried rescuing a rabbit
but it turns out it was an old
dildo in a black trash bag.
hairless
EWWWWW ITS PROBABLY
FROM THOSE HORNY TOP FLOOR MFS
daddy shark
stop targetting the ENTIRE top floor,
we DESPISE those straight people.
bitchy-noya
y/n come back soon whore, im
STARVING.
alphabadboywolf69
IM ALMOST THERE DW.
KEEP THE FOOD STUFF READY
BEFORE I GET BACK.
french fried
why does no one question
your username..?
hairless
HAHAHAH
alphabadboywolf69
LITERALLY SHUT UP, IT WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE, AND THEN
I COULDN'T CHANGE IT.
yamagoo-PURR 😋
LMAOOOO DUMBASS
alphabadboywolf69
AYO SHUT YO ASS UP ‼️
i think i see u across the campus to yams
yamagoo-PURR 😋
OMG I SEE YOU TOO, WITH YO
GAMER GIRL HEAD PHONES 😦
bitchy-noya
im literally starving hurry tf up
or else im using ur wallst for take out.
alphabadboywolf69
no one's gonna find ur body if
you do that.
jesustookthewheel
y/n dont say that 😞
alphabadboywolf69
shut up walmart jesus
bitchy-noya
AYO‼️ YOU WANNA FIGTH?
alphabadboywolf69
you wanna starve? 🥺🤌
hairless
LMAO HES CRYING I
CAN HEAR IT
jesustookthewheel
im a bad bitch so i can
handle ur insults ✋😎
emo-shitter
you're literally sobbing so loud
daddy shark
literally...
mommy shark
IM TRYING TO HAVE A FACE SPA
SESSION RN, CAN YALL STFU?
alphabadboywolf69
gimme that face routine sir?
LMAOOOO GUYZZ I SEE KAGEYAMA
FROM OUTSIDE HINATAS WINDOW
mommyshark
NAURRRR SEND A PIC
yamagoo-PURR 😋
SEND THE PICTURE. NOW.
alphabadboywolf69
[insert image of kageyama
doing the peace sign from
hinatas room]
yamagoo-PURR 😋
BAHAHAHA HES NOT EVEN
ASHAMED OF IT, I CANTTT-
bitchy-noya
RYUU CAME OUT OF THE BATHROOM
AND IT FUCKING STINKS BITCHHHH.
BROOOOO I CANF BRETAYHELP EMEEE
alphabadboywolf69
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST
ENTERED THE DORM AND IT
FUCKING REEKS OF
yamagoo-PURR 😋
REEKS OF WHAT!!!????
bitchy-noya
WHY SLASH EN IZ DEAD HOLY SHUYTT
hairless
guys its not even that bad stop
overreacting
french fried
Y/N WHY THE FUCK WOULD
YOU OPEN THE DOOR? ITS
SPREADING INTO EVERY ONES DORM
ROOMS, ITS LIKE A FUCKING PLAGUE
emo-shitter
listen i love ryuu, hes the loml and hes
bald asf (what more could you ask for, smh)
but there aint no way im ever letting him
use my bathroom.
bitchy-noya
HTIS SHWT SPDAADS GAFTSER THBN COVUD
daddy shark
what?
yamagoo-PURR 😋
he said,
"THIS SHIT SPREADS FASTER THAN COVID"
jesustookthewheel
GOD ITS REACHED THE TOP FLOORS.
alphabadboywolf69
GUSY HLEP
IM DYEING
daddy shark
ENNOSHITA AND ASAHI ARE
DOWN, ME AND SUGA MADE IT
TO THE BATHROOM IN TIME, WERE
GONNA SURVIVE OFF OF THE ONE
CHIP PACKET NO ONE TOUCHED FOR LIKE, A MONTH.
mommy shark
GOOD LUCK 😃🤞
hairless
GUYS. SHUT UPP ITS NOT EVEN THAT
BAD. ITS JUST POOP.
yamagoo-PURR 😋
EVERYONES DYING, I CAN HEAR
SCREAMS FROM THE DORMITORY.
HOLY FUCKING SHIR KAGEYAMA
FELL OUT HE WINDOW.
hairless
ok maybe it does kinda smell funky 🤨
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a/n; IM SO TIRED, ITS LIKE 3AM I CANT FOCUS, GOOD NIGHT-
YOU ARE READING
"𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓-𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄" - kozume kenma x male!reader
FanfictionKOZUME KENMA X MALE!READER. y/n l/n is the gayest piece of shit who dedicates his whole life to kodzuken, his favourite streamer in the entire multiverse. he goes to karasuno, initially to play for the volleyball team but he quits and ends up just b...
