y/n is mentally dying over what just happened.
‘DID I JUST PULL THE KOZUME KENMA? HOLY FUCKING SHIT. HES JUST SITTING IN MY ARMS LIKE WE DIDN'T JUST KISS.’
“y/n can you help we with this breath of the wild quest?” kenma looks up at y/n. “o-oh yeah sure, have you tried-”
“KENMA.” kuroo barges into the room causing kenma to abruptly sit up, hitting y/n's chin.
“OW.” they both yell in unison.
“what the hell were you guys doing?!” kuroo screams in terror seeing kenma in y/n's lap. “none of your business, you shit stain.” kenma scoffs. “are you guys actually together?” he questions the couple.
they both look at eachother then back at kuroo before y/n hugs a flustered kenma saying, “yeah!” while smirking. “SERIOUSLY?” kuroo falls on his knees sobbing aggressively leaving the two confused.
“MY BEST FRIEND. WHO GETS ABSOLUTELY NO PLAY, GETS PLAY WHEN IVE BEEN STRUGGLING FOR TWO YEARS. TWO FUCKIBG YEARS.” kuroo cries out. “ew there's a booger flying out of his nose...” kenma says while y/n takes a picture to send it to the group chat.
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chicken dickers
group description
AYO, FART BOMB, BRRRR
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alphabadboywolf69
[image of crying kuroo]
HAHAHAHAA
THIS MF CRYIBG OVER SOME1
HES LIKED FOR 2 YEARS
its sad but his face is funny asf
french fried
what the fuck is that creature.
sun-ball
OMG TSUKKI TALKED!!!
humptydumptruck
OH MY GOD NO WAY
alphabadboywolf69
AYO I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE
WAS IN THIS GC???
french fried
its embarrassing to be
here so i mute this gc and
never open it. ever.
fatassykawa
ummm. whatevrrr. Y/N
I SAW YOUR INSTAGRAM.
DID YOU GO ON A DATE WITH
KENMA????
kodzuken
yes he did. and what about it? 😒
you're disturbing our quiet time.
alphabadboywolf69
we're officially boyfriends now 🥳
kodzuken
yep <3
hotsciencegeek
[picture of y/n and kenma in their
current position]
THESE LITTLE SHITS ARE SO
LOVEY DOVEY THAT THEY'RE IGNORING ME.
fatassykawa
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE
AHHHH KENMA AND Y/N
TOEGTHER ISNT SOMETHING I
KNEW I NEEDED???! OMGGG!!!
mybfisflat
congrats.
you guys also have toru
crying on the floor. 🧍
sunball
AWWWWWW CONGRATS YOU
GUYSSS!!!!!
hotsciencegeek
what about me you assholes.
french fried
keep crying i guess 🥳
and its absolute cringe that uve
liked the same mf for 2 yrs.
hotsciencegeek
how tf u know that 😟
french fried
y/n said so earlier.
you're super lame.
kodzuken
so true.
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kuroo sighs and walks off, y/n and kenma notice this and look at eachother. “kenma. does he...?” y/n starts, “yeah he does.”
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alphabadboywolf69 has created group chat “MISSION: KUROO X TSUKISHIMA”
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MISSION: KUROO X TSUKISHIMA
group description; KUROO'S 2 YR CRUSH IS TSUKISHIMA YALL.
alphabadboywolf69
desc says it all.
sunball
EXCUSE ME?!!
fatassykawa
wbk 😍
ilikebigbutts
yeah you should see the
way he talks abt him
humptydumptruck
i love my bros, but he needs to
stfu when tsukishima's name
pops into a convo
alphabadboywolf69
YALL KNEW?????
kodzuken
yeah
daddy milkers
me and the gals been
manifesting it since forever 😎
yamagoo-PURR 😋
i see what role im gonna be
playing here 😭
alphabadboywolf69
good. BECAUSE WE GOT
WORK TO DO THIS SUMMER.
sun-ball
WAIT SO KUROO LIKES TSUKKI?
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kenma turns off his phone now hearing y/n's evil giggling as he types. he smiles remembering that they're now together and slowly falls asleep in his arms.
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a/n: yall better stay buckled tf up 😎
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