"has anyone ever told you that you're really seductive?" y/n says completely out of the blue.
my mouth was left agape by his comment, "n- no?" i anxiously respond.
"well then, im telling you that you are."
"then, i guess that means i have been called seductive."
i look at him once again, hes smiling.
"only by me?" he pulls his hands onto my thighs.
"who else?" i place my hand on top of his.
"this must mean im the only one you've ever seduced."
"i guess so." i say, looking into his eyes as he leans in and kisses me.
"good." y/n smiles proudly, as if he had just earned himself a gold medal. he leans back in again to continue where he left off but-
ping!
"im not going to-"
ping!
"nope. im not answering."
ping! ping!
y/n just turns off his notifications and once he puts the phone down, it catches on fire and explodes.
-
soomoo
HEY GIRL QUEENSSSSS ❤️
hotsciencegeek
STFU HOE
IM GETTING REALLY PISSED RN
alphabadboywolf69
CAN U GUYS STFU?
hotsciencegeek
NO
WHERE IS MY UNICORN
PLUSHIE???? 😡
I NEED IT RIGHT NOW
kodzuken
oh my god.
just fuck off kuroo, this is
such a you problem.
hotsciencegeek
YEAH, AND ID LIKE TO MAKE
IT AN EVERYONE PROBLEM.
WHERE IS MY UNICORN PLUSHIE
GUYS GO FIND IT. NOW!!!
kodzuken
istg.
alphabadboywolf69
omfg.
soomoo
HIE GUYS!
french fried
you have a unicorn
plushie?
kodzuken
yeah, hes given that thing more
affection than youll ever get in
you guys' relationship.
french fried
am i supposed to be jealous
of a unicorn plushie...?
soomoo
eventually, you definitely will.
onthecoverofvogue
i think he already is, i saw him
attempt to throw it out the
window once 🧍
french fried
that was because kuroo yelled
at me for taking its spot on
the sofa
soomoo
well i was right about the
jealousy part, except it occurred
sooner 😍
alphabadboywolf69
so it might be out the window
again 😒
kuroo jz stfu, no one liked ur
plushie except for you.
kodzuken
fax 💯
onthecoverofvogue
AYO KUROO GETTIN
REAL WITH TSUKKI YALL
cat mom
YOOOO THIS SHIT WACK
THEY FIGHTING ASF
[insert video of kuroo
beating the shit outta tsukki]
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