The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me/Rigging up the lights
(Ex: Outside the Statehouse)
Rhode Island: (puts ladder against house) This is going to look freakin' awesome.
New Jersey: I'm going to laugh when you fall down this ladder.
Rhode: Hey (speaks in northeastern) you! My design is gonna blow other designs out the water!
New Jersey: Sure thing, short stack.
And finding a Christmas tree
(Ex: Tree orchard)
Massachusetts: Why the (speaks in Boston) are we going all the way to the back?
New York: Everyone knows the best trees are in the back!
Massachusetts: (Speaks in Boston)
