attempted murder tw
I don't know why NChick was Sarah Palin. Topical maybe? I'm not going back to watch it.
DC: Alright, let's get st-
M. Critic: (turns dramatically in chair) I HAVE RETURNED!
DC: (technical glitch)
Nevada: Sorry. He keeps following me.
Florida: Oh it's Weird Suit Man!
M. Critic: M. Critic.
Florida: Nah. Weird Suit Man.
DC: What do you want now, Critic?
M. Critic: I've just come to tell you all how amazing Kickassia is! Oh and introduce my vice president!
Nostalgia Chick dressed as Sarah Palin: (waves) Why it's good to be here!
Alaska: You look familiar.
NChick: I....I don't know what you're talkin' bout hun!
Alaska: (stares)
NChick: (smiles wavers)
Alaska: Whatever. Don't care.
DC: Look M. Critic we have actual news to get to.
M. Critic: But I have news! We have a space program!
DC: EXCUSE ME?
Florida: HEY that's my thing! DC make him stop!
M. Critic: We're hoping to break orbit soon once our scientist gets over his dramatic outbursts.
Spoony: (off screen) THE DARKNESS.
DC: What was that?
M. Critic: (nervously) Nothing! (calling) Someone get Spoony!
NChick: (gets up, leaves)
M. Critic: And we have a flag! (unfurls flag)
(Beat)
Cali: That's just an ice cream cone smoking a cigar, with muscle arms, holding machine guns.
Texas: Gets an A+ from me!
(NChick returns holding bat)
M. Critic Thank you Texas, y'know some people appreciate good art.
(NChick starts aiming bat)
DC: Uh....Critic....
Florida: SHHHHH. (to Critic) Go on.
M. Critic: Oh and we have some wonderful military leadership-lemme get the files (ducks)
(NChick swings and misses)
Loui and Flo: Awwww.
M. Critic: (sits up) See?
Cali: I fail to see how a micronation could have an army, a space progam, and a stupid flag.
(NChick gets blanket)
Nevada: Well I don't see you having a space program.
Cali: Oh now you're defending this guy???
M. Critic: Ya know this is cute....(leans forward a little so NChick can miss strangling him) it reminds me of me and Linkara...
DC: Okay enough. M. Critic you are not a state nor even a real country-
Nevada: THANK YOU.
DC: We have important state business to handle so you need to go!
Florida: And take your stupid space program with you!
M. Critic: FINE. But we'll come back! And you'll see the glory of Kickassia! (flips table off and walks off with NChick angry behind him)
Florida: HEY (flips him back off) right back at you!
M. Critic: (off screen) It's the Kickassian salute!
Florida: Oh. (chaos grin) Hey DC....
DC: Please don't.
