The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me/Sending Christmas cards
(Int: Kitchen)
Maryland: Hey hun, why are we writing a Christmas card to the pizza place down the street?
Washington: (on phone) Remember what happened last time we ordered from there?
(Beat)
Maryland: Ah. That's why.
Hangovers
(Int: Bedroom)
Ohio: Ope, so uh, what was it this time?
Florida: A whole pitcher of daiquiri
Louisiana: I'm going to be sick...
Rigging up the lights
(Ext: Outside the Statehouse)
(Rhode Island carefully drapes some lights on a hook and moves to put the next line on the next hook. The string falls off the hook.)
Rhode Island: (curses) (fixes string)
And finding a Christmas tree
(Ext: Christmas tree lot)
New York: The perfect spot to find a tree!
Massachusetts: (laying on ground) I (speaks in Boston) hate you
