Narrator: (Ben) Back on the battlefield, Duncan is consulting with his generals.
Duncan: (DC) How did the execution go?
Malcolm: (District) Oh beautifully. The Thane of Cawdor died as he lived, a coward.
Duncan: And with statements like that, you'll never become a state.
Malcolm: Wow.
Ross: (Ohio) Ope, I brought back Banquo and the new Thane of Cawdor!
Duncan: How you doing M****?
M****: (Cali) (high pitched voice) Just fine.
Duncan: Why are you talking like that?
M****: Whatcha mean? This is my normal voice!
Banquo: (Texas) He's been talking like this since Ohio came to get us.
Duncan: Right. Well, with you Thane of Cawdor and my son the future king of Scotland, my legacy is secured.
Malcolm: Y'know what sounds better then being future king-
Duncan: Shush.
Malcolm: Aww.
Duncan: So where shall we celebrate?
M****: Oh my house! My wife will prepare us a feast!
Malcolm: PFFFT. You have a wife? (gets hit with a fake sword) HEY.
Duncan: We shall go to the M****'s castle then! You can go ahead.
M****: (aside) I better go write to my wife about this, and surely she won't encourage me to do unspeakable things with the third witches prediction!
Narrator: We cut to the M****'s castle whee Lady M**** is reading a letter from her husband.
Lady M****: (IDC) Okay I know my husband's name is cursed, but why is my name censored?
Gemxan: (off screen) Your name is cursed too!
Narrator: I wish my name was cursed.
Gemxan: You okay Ben?
Narrator: No.
Lady M****: (reading the letter) And then they said I'd be Thane of Cawdor and then I WAS. Now all I need is king and I'll have bingo! But then he declared Malcolm future king so I guess that's goodbye to that dream! Please don't plan anything terrifying. (puts letter down) I have thought of something terrifying!
M****: (enters) I specifically told you not to!
Lady M****: Too bad I did. You're going to be king.
M****: How?
Lady M****: We're going to kill Duncan.
M****: WHOA I thought we were going to blackmail him you're jumping right to murder????
Lady M****: Yes! It's the most logical way.
M****: That's your brother!
Lady M****: If you haven't tried to kill your brother, are you actually siblings?
M****: Duncan's coming here tonight for a feast, and despite me now regretting offering he'll be here soon.
Lady M****: Good, good. And remember, keep a smile on your face but keep the snake within.
M****: Nope can't hear you over what vegan cheese I'm going to serve tonight!
Lady M****: I outta kill you just for that alone.
