The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me/Finding parking spaces
(Int: Car)
Massachusetts: How do I always end up doing the shopping run before Christmas???
(Int: Target aisle)
Florida: Okay fine, how 'bout this candy?
Gov: No
Florida: Whhhhyyy???
(Ext: Outside a store)
Bellringer: Merr-
Maine: DONATE TO SOME LGTBAQ+ CHARITIES YA JERKS
(Int: Kitchen)
Utah: Oh no...our turkeys burnt....(shrugs) guess she can't come
Five months of bills
(Int: DC's office)
DC: (on phone) Look man, I don't know where those cruise tickets came from but I need them cancelled.
(Int: Kitchen table)
Maryland: Should we include a gift card for Greg's card for emotional damages?
(Int: Bedroom)
Florida: Listen Loui you're two hours sober!
Louisiana: My head is going to EXPLODE!
(Ext: Outside the Statehouse)
Rhode Island: WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING???
And finding a Christmas tree
(Ext: Tree lot)
New York: This one is perfect!
Massachusetts: (laying on ground) Fucking. Finally.
