Narrator: (Ben) We cut back to murder castle, it's late at night and only two people are up. Or are they? I don't care.
Doctor: (Utah) It's five in the morning.
Gentlewoman: (Department of Education) But you need to help her!
Doctor: Well you took away my Bible!
Gentlewoman: Okay it was the book of Mormon that doesn't count
Doctor: (horrified gasp)
Gentlewoman: She's coming now!
Narrator: Queen M**** enters sleep waking. She's furiously scrubbing her hands.
Queen M****: (IDC) This is ridiculous. I go crazy but he still gets to be king for a few more acts!
Gemxan: (off screen) Ah to be a woman in Shakespeare's time.
IDC and DoE: I'll pass.
Doctor: She's sleepwalking? That's hardly a medical issue.
Gentlewoman: Listen to her! She's muttering to herself!
Queen M****: It's like how Dee gets all the glory but I don't get any thanks for my role! I'm the government too!
Gentlewoman: She's confessing something!
Doctor: Sounds like she's planning a coup.
DC: (off screens) (squeaks)
Queen M****: HEY. Don't say that word in front of my brother!
Doctor: Sorry.
Queen M****: Anyway...damned spot.
Gentlewoman: So what do you prescribe?
Doctor: Equality for women?
Gentlewoman: I'm being serious.
Doctor: So am I! I have four daughters!
Queen M****: And not for nothing but DC couldn't handle foreign stuff like I do.
Gentlewoman: Well?
Doctor: Honestly? She needs a priest.
Gentlewoman: REALLY?
Queen M****: You're not Yellow Wallpapering me!
Doctor: But I know a wonderful priest if you guys want me to call him.
Queen M****: I'm not converting to Mormonism.
Doctor: Worth a shot.
Queen M****: Besides I die in two acts anyway. What's the difference? (phone rings) (rolls eyes) UN stop crying...
Gentlewoman: Ya know at least Juliet was kind of written feminist-y in her time.
