The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me/Five months of bills
(Int: DC's office)
DC: (at his desk) Guys! The house credit card isn't for random purchases!!!
Sending Christmas cards
(Int: Kitchen table)
Maryland: We sending one to the Chinese delivery place too?
Washington: Just in case
Hangovers
(Int: Bedroom)
Louisiana: I think I saw God. Do you know how drunk I had to be for me to see God?
Wisconsin: Ah yeah, dat dere's good drinkin
Rigging up the lights
(Ext: Outside the Statehouse)
New Jersey: (on the ground, holding a string of lights) We need more bulbs!
Rhode: (off screen, up on ladder) (speaks in northeastern)
And finding a Christmas tree
(Ext: Christmas tree lot)
Massachusetts: Fine. What about this one? It's huge.
New York: Nah. It's got a hole in it.
Massachusetts: Oh come on!
