A/N: I'm trying to get back into writing from my depression, and I decided on this.
You're not gonna understand this if you don't know what Kickassia is. Uh....Nostalgia Critic and 'friends' invade Molossia. M. Critic is the Nostalgia Critic. I thought this was funny.
May 18, 2010
DC: We have a light meeting today guys-
M. Critic: I AM THE GREAT M. CRITIC! LEADER OF KICKASSIA!
(various technical glitches around the room)
DC: Who the hell are you?
Nevada: Sorry, he followed me here.
M. Critic: I am M. Critic, I am the leader of Kickassia.
DC: Kickassia?
Nevada: You know that small part of my land that isn't owned by the state or government and is technically its own nation?
DC: Yeah?
Nevada: He took it over. With nerds.
Texas: Remind me to ask him how he did that later.
M. Critic: How dare you, the Kickassian army is the strongest group of film critics, comic book readers, and video game players in the world!
Florida: So nerds.
M. Critic: Yes nerds.
Florida: Hm. I hereby rename myself State Whopass.
DC: Excuse me????
Louisiana: Hey why da Florida get to change his name??
DC: No one is changing anyone's name!
California: Technically our names were changed from the native people who originally lived on our land before the white people took it over.
M. Critic: Dear God, is he always like this?
Nevada: You get used to it.
Louisiana: What about 'State Fuck Around and Find Out'?
Pennsylanvia: Hey I claimed that one already!
DC: ENOUGH.
DC: Kickassia-
M. Critic: M. Critic.
DC: Whatever. What does your....country....state....thing do?
M. Critic: We have put together the finest group of reviewers-
Florida: (cough) Nerds.
M. Critic: I will shoot you with my laser chair I swear to God.
Florida: He gets a laser chair????? (pouts)
M. Critic: Anyway we plan to run our community together, everyone using their collective strengths to make our country great.
Texas: Sounds like communism to me.
DC: That actually sounds beautiful, M. Critic you must be a good leader.
M. Critic: Yes. I mostly sit around and watch Hogan's Heroes though.
DC: Excuse me?
California: Sounds like someone else sitting at this table, huh DC?
DC: I don't even know what Hogan's Heroes is!
Ben: It's a TV show from the sixties.
Florida: Why are you even here? You're like....thirteen right now in real life.
Ben: Stupidity transcends time.
DC: Well it was nice meeting you, M. Bison, and I'm excited to hear about your plans.
M. Critic: Mmm yes. And I will be back. You'll get to hear all my glorious plans for KICKASSIA and THE WORLD!
Nevada: Alright big boy let's go-
M. Critic: You're not the boss of me!
Nevada: You're in my state, yes I am. (pulls out)
M. Critic: (off screen) I'LL RETURN.
(Beat)
Florida: State Punch First Ask Questions Later
DC: Stop it.
