Messed Up MacBeth Part 9-And the Body Count Rises

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Narrator: (Ben) We cut to later that night, the murderers are waiting for Banquo and Fleance to come around the corner to kill them. But there's a third!
(SFX: Scare chord)

Narrator: Really?

Gemxan: (off screen) It adds to the effect!

Narration: Sure.

First Murderer: (West Virginia) Who are you?
Third Murderer: (????) Oh I'm backup!

Second Murderer: (Tennessee) Oh what did liberal boy not think we could do it?

Third Murderer: Nah, I just got bored.

First Murderer: You sound familar...

Third Murderer: I'm Hernando, I'm not afraid of nothing!

Second Murderer: Wait a second I know who you are! (pulls down hood) FLORIDA!

Third Murderer: (Florida) Hi guys!

First Murderer: What the (technical glitch) are you doing here?

Third Murderer: I got bored waiting for my next part, so I found this cloak and joined you guys.

Narrator: He stole it.

Third Murderer: I stole it.

Second Murderer: Whatever. Quiet down they're coming.

Fleance: (Austin) That sure was fun!

Banquo: (Texas) You didn't need to pet every wild bunny you saw.

Fleance: I wanted to make friends with them!

Banquo: Can someone kill me now?

First Murderer: SURPRISE!

Banquo: Oh thank god.

Narrator: There's a brief struggle but the murderers manage to stab Banquo. Fleance gets away.

Fleance: TEXAS. NO!

Narrator: I said Fleance gets away.

Fleance: I shall avenge you!

Banquo: Can't I die in peace?

Fleance: THINK OF DISNEY WORLD.

Banquo: WHAT.

Narrator: We cut back to M****'s castle. He's getting ready for a party in his honor.

King M****: I need to stop eating all these cheese and crackers. But they're so good.

Second Murderer: Sup.

King M****: Oh hey guys! Wasn't there only two of you?

Third Murderer: I'm Jorge, I make the spakle!

King M****: Florida?

First Murderer: Okay one, he better not be getting our share of the pay.

King M****: I wasn't paying you at all!

First Murderer: And we have good news and bad news. The good news is Banquo's dead.

King M****: YES.

Second Murderer: Bad news is his son got away.

King M*****: (technical glitch)

Third Murderer: The good news is tho, he proved my Disney is still better then yours.

King M****: I outta kill you all right now.

Queen M****: (IDC) (off screen) M****! Hurry up! I wanna get this party over with so I can go crazy faster!

First Murderer: So is our deal still on?

King M****: NO! You didn't kill Fleance! No deal! (leaves)

Second Murderer: There's always ducktape.

First Murderer: I'll get my truck. 

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